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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Monday's Joke

    George W. Bush, distraught over his worsening approval rating, was jogging through Washington in search of inspiration. Taking a break upon reaching the Washington Monument, he looks up for guidance and says, ?George, you were one of our greatest Presidents, what should I do??

    Suddenly, a voice is heard from above. George Washington says to George W, ?Abolish the I.R.S. and start over.?

    George W, amazed that he?s actually talking to a past President, continues his jog and this time stops at the Jefferson Memorial. Uttering a similar question to Thomas Jefferson, America?s author of the Declaration of Independence and one of its great early philosophers, he asks ?Thomas, you?ve never had these kinds of problems. What can I do to rally people behind me??

    Again a voice from above answers, ?Welfare is not working, abolish it and start over.?

    Upon hearing such great advice, George gets excited and plans on going to all the historical sites for guidance. Next stop is the Lincoln Memorial to see President Abraham Lincoln, who met his untimely death after winning the Civil War and keeping the country unified. ?Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence in me and they no longer trust me. What should I do??

    After a substantial pause Abe replies, ?Take the day off George. Go the the theatre.?
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  • Marcus Aurelius
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    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    nice.

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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62910

      #3
      Hahahha. I like that one.
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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47880

        #4
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        • AssPirate
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 2135

          #5
          :-)) :-))

          i will miss these jokes,the same way I missed the Clinton jokes.

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          • sinkiss
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 666

            #6
            lol that was a good one
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            • gornyhuy
              Chafed.
              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #7
              Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

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              • sicone
                Retired
                • Jan 2004
                • 18453

                #8

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                • sniperwolf
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 17743

                  #9
                  hahahaha nice one!
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                  • SexualDragon
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 3038

                    #10
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                    people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
                    both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
                    the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

                    Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
                    all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
                    approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have
                    to lay you or Jack off.'

                    'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'
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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SexualDragon
                      The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
                      people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
                      both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
                      the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

                      Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
                      all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
                      approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have
                      to lay you or Jack off.'

                      'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'

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                      • Violetta
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 28735

                        #12
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