Originally Posted by v4 media

I've got a hand painted with a brush fucked up black scott mountain bike, looks like shite but
works like a dream and no fuckers going to nick it. I use it all the time to get around the city.

Some cunt in a merc knocked me off it the other day, 'his fault' and then shouted at me for denting his bumper, so I got up, blood pouring from my leg picked the bike up and threw it at his windscreen, retrived it and rode off.