WARNING , read this thread or your penis will fall off

**madawgz** · 06-05-2006, 12:38 AM

thanks for the heads up

**SmokeyTheBear** · 06-05-2006, 12:39 AM

btw this thread is in no way related to my previous thread on zionist penis melting robot combs ( which do exist )

**chupacabra** · 06-05-2006, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

btw this thread is in no way related to my previous thread on zionist penis melting robot combs ( which do exist )

beware the gnomes of zurich my friend, seek slack..

**ButtUgly-Bertha** · 06-05-2006, 01:04 AM

Moofla

I like whacking mine with two spoons and a cotton swab

**Yngwie** · 06-05-2006, 01:32 AM

Thank god you warned me. I was just about to jerk off with a pair of the sharpest scissors I have in my hand.

**reynold** · 06-05-2006, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

Dont whack yer pud with scissors in your hand.

This has been a public service announcement by SmokeyTheBear.

Got that. Thanks a lot.

**georgeyw** · 06-05-2006, 01:49 AM

thanks - does this apply to rocks and skewers aswell?

**2HousePlague** · 06-05-2006, 01:50 AM

Tease --

2hp

**flashfire** · 06-05-2006, 01:51 AM

did you find this out the hard way

**lilith_godess** · 06-05-2006, 02:04 AM

i don't have a penis! why should i read it?

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