Are you a fan of Maddox? He's been at it again, funny shit...

**Dagwolf** · 06-04-2006, 11:25 AM

Oh yeah...... Great site. :D I've spent some hours there.

**CDSmith** · 06-04-2006, 11:33 AM

"Hey maddox write about snakes."

"...And? What the hell am I supposed to say about snakes? Who gives a shit about them? Snakes are boring and lifeless creatures, barely showing signs of living, if you can call the slow, meandering bobbing motion of their heads from time to time "life." They just sit there all coiled up like a scaley pile of shit. The only cool thing a snake does is eat, which isn't that cool unless it's a live animal, and even then it's 1.5 seconds of action and 96 hours of digestion. Cut the foreplay and take a swallow already. You know what's cooler than watching snakes eat? Having sex."

We need this fucker posting on GFY.

**Malicious Biz** · 06-04-2006, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

We need this fucker posting on GFY.

He'd only post three times a year... same as he does on his website.

**CDSmith** · 06-04-2006, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

He'd only post three times a year... same as he does on his website.

I can think of at least 2 dozen sigwhores on here that I'd trade ALL of their posts for 3/year from Maddox.

Strewth.

**Malicious Biz** · 06-04-2006, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I can think of at least 2 dozen sigwhores on here that I'd trade ALL of their posts for 3/year from Maddox.

Strewth.

I don't get your maddox fanboyness

there are so many writers out there more deserving of a fanbase than that twit.

not to mention WAY funnier.

not to say maddox isn't funny... but if you can't get your fans more articles than three a year you don't deserve fans.

**CDSmith** · 06-04-2006, 12:09 PM

Pffft, what he HAS written I find quite entertaining. I've seen countless others posting the same opinion over the years on this and other boards.

If you don't share it, wtf are you doing on this thread? :D

**The Demon** · 06-04-2006, 02:38 PM

Maddox, Tucker Max, and the crew of SomethingAwful are internet gods.

**reynold** · 06-04-2006, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by The Demon

Maddox, Tucker Max, and the crew of SomethingAwful are internet gods.

Got it.

**-SECCO-** · 06-04-2006, 05:43 PM

love that stuff

**MaddCaz** · 06-04-2006, 05:44 PM

wish he updated more

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-04-2006, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by The Demon

the crew of SomethingAwful are internet gods.

**Bdiddy** · 06-04-2006, 07:29 PM

One of the original bloggers....funny ass guy!

Love it when he makes fun of kid's artwork:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

**woj** · 06-04-2006, 07:41 PM

article on procrastination:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=procrastinate

Are you a fan of Maddox? He's been at it again, funny shit...

Are you a fan of Maddox? He's been at it again, funny shit...

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