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  • Sharky
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    • Mar 2002
    • 4938

    #51
    Originally posted by After Shock Media
    PS sharky, 93% lean sirloin doesn't make great burgers Burgers really do need that 20% fat content as a minimum, and sirloin is overrated for a burger when chuck is better.
    I stuff my burgers with herbed butter, garlic and onion. lean meat is much better with that as it doesn't shrink as much... and honestly the meat tastes better
    Sharky

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    • rogerrabbit00
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      • Aug 2006
      • 315

      #52
      Originally posted by Elli
      My dad is a wonderful guy, but the liver is nearly unforgiveable.

      I like the chicken liver's slowly roasted for 6-8 hours in the hot summer sun. They smell great.
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      • Mutt
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        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #53
        the Chili Tomato Hamburger Helper is great - though it does lead to mudbutt usually
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        • Sharky
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          • Mar 2002
          • 4938

          #54
          Originally posted by rogerrabbit00
          I like the chicken liver's slowly roasted for 6-8 hours in the hot summer sun. They smell great.
          I am fortunate enough to never have had liver before. My grandma used to eat it though. egh!
          Sharky

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          • Sharky
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            • Mar 2002
            • 4938

            #55
            Originally posted by Mutt
            the Chili Tomato Hamburger Helper is great - though it does lead to mudbutt usually
            The risk is worth the reward to you?
            Sharky

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            • tiger
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              • Apr 2002
              • 6986

              #56
              HH isn't bad when you are feeling lazy.

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              • Sarah_Jayne
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                • Dec 2002
                • 40077

                #57
                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                PS sharky, 93% lean sirloin doesn't make great burgers Burgers really do need that 20% fat content as a minimum, and sirloin is overrated for a burger when chuck is better.
                Perhaps not a great burger but a very good burger can be made from both extra lean beef and turkey/chicken. It is all about what other moisture you introduce. I make a mean turkey curry burger that is nearly fat free and uses mango chutney in the mix to bring the moisture.

                Yes, fat tastes good but you can make the burgers taste yummy without the fat too. Trust me, I do a new low fat burger (with various meats) every other week as a treat.

                As far as hamburger helper goes, we don't have it in the UK so I admit that it is a bit of a white trash memory treat when I go back home. Then I remember it wasn't that great and I can make something similar way better on my own. Sort of like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (also very hard to get over here).

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                • Mutt
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 34431

                  #58
                  Originally posted by sharky
                  The risk is worth the reward to you?
                  well it's not like HH is the only food/beverage that screws up your stomach - people drink beer and i don't know many people who drink a lot of beer who don't destroy a toilet the next day

                  i think you had tainted meat - all HH is is ground beef, pasta and some chili mix - chemicals but pretty much all packaged foods have the same chemicals
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                  • Kudles
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5477

                    #59
                    I haven't had that since I was a kid
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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #60
                      Hamburger helper has a shelf life of like 900 years.

                      You definitely ate some bad meat.
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                      • Jman
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                        • Sep 2003
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                        #61
                        I think you should stick with Chef Boyardee ;-) \
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                        • Deej
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                          • Jun 2005
                          • 24386

                          #62
                          I havent had hamburger helper for at least a year now... and I only accept a couple versions... but i have to say Sharky, Lasagna was long ago ruled out as the very worst HH on the face of the earth...

                          try this one out sometime...

                          Cheesy enchilada... its hamburger and spanish rice... coock it up ... get some tortillas and some fresh lettuce and salsa... slap some HH on the tort... chop some lettuce and layer it about, some salsa... now that makes for a tasty lunch or dinner... quick and still lite...

                          most of the other older versions are pure shit...

                          sorry about your pooper

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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
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                            #63
                            Originally posted by Deej
                            sorry about your pooper
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                            • clickyoucutie
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                              • Jul 2008
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                              #64
                              Hey dude, you're supposed to drain the oil/grease out when you are done cooking the meat but before you put in the noodles otherwise it will taste like the oily stuff you are talking about. I used to eat hamburger helper years back but now I hate it! You just reminded me of why!

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                              • brassmonkey
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                                • Sep 2005
                                • 77385

                                #65
                                man helper fed me through college when money was tight try beef stroganoff or the Lasagna
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                                • O MARINA
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 13794

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                  I think you should stick with Chef Boyardee ;-) \
                                  haah I was just gonna post that

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                                  • GrouchyAdmin
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                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 12085

                                    #67
                                    I can't even fathom being hungry enough to make Hamburger Helper.

                                    I was out of food once, so I made up the pasta, but their mixes are vile.

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                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 40077

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                      I can't even fathom being hungry enough to make Hamburger Helper.

                                      I was out of food once, so I made up the pasta, but their mixes are vile.
                                      You must have grown up rich because there were times they sold those boxes for a buck and they made cheap white trash meals when money was tight. I am sort of glad we went through that stage growing up so I can judge real food against the powdered stuff and know why I like the real stuff better.

                                      I will say though, that when I went home to the States and saw the tuna helper stuff I did wonder why people needed help making tuna noodle casserole which is one of the easiest meals to make on your own.

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                                      • GrouchyAdmin
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                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 12085

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                        You must have grown up rich because there were times they sold those boxes for a buck and they made cheap white trash meals when money was tight.
                                        I'm speaking of within recent times, not back when baddog was a kid.

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                                        • Hank_Heartland
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                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 3987

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by sharky
                                          Oh man.

                                          I was feeling lazy tonight and had a pound of Hamburger meat in the fridge. I decided to dust off that old box of hamburger helper Lasagna in my pantry and cook it up.

                                          I am seriously regretting it!

                                          First sign this was a mistake: It looks like runny shit with noodles.

                                          I decided to move past that and give it a shot anyway. I ate it in college, why not now?

                                          Fast forward to 30 minutes ago, about 15 minutes after eating this disgusting meal.
                                          My ass has been spewing almost non-stop. I'm sure to have lost 4-5lbs, You know.. about 13 flushes worth. The T.P couldn't handle it, so I had to rinse off in the shower.

                                          Is this a normal reaction to HH?

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                                          • Sharky
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 4938

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Mutt
                                            well it's not like HH is the only food/beverage that screws up your stomach - people drink beer and i don't know many people who drink a lot of beer who don't destroy a toilet the next day

                                            i think you had tainted meat - all HH is is ground beef, pasta and some chili mix - chemicals but pretty much all packaged foods have the same chemicals
                                            I'm just messing with ya mutt...

                                            I'm pretty sure it was me not draining the meat which left the grease in there..
                                            Sharky

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                                            • Sharky
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 4938

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                              man helper fed me through college when money was tight try beef stroganoff or the Lasagna
                                              It was the Lasagna that did me in. I'm done with HH for a while.. haha.
                                              Sharky

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                                              • Sharky
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 4938

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Hank_Heartland
                                                Sharky...next time you feel the urge to fix something with SPAM
                                                Spam isn't so bad if cooked right!

                                                I grew up in Guam, the home of "1001 ways to cook spam"! Spam and macaroni, Spam fried rice... I've had it all!
                                                Sharky

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                                                • Deej
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by sharky
                                                  Spam isn't so bad if cooked right!

                                                  I grew up in Guam, the home of "1001 ways to cook spam"! Spam and macaroni, Spam fried rice... I've had it all!
                                                  I have never tasted spam... that I know of...

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                                                  • Sharky
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 4938

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Deej
                                                    I have never tasted spam... that I know of...
                                                    It's Canned meat. very salty. Not known for it's taste, but perfect if you live on an island prone to typhoons where you lose power and can't store meat in the fridge.
                                                    Sharky

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                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                      #76
                                                      spam is at the bottom of the food chain pig assholes and what ever else they could find
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                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 40077

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                        spam is at the bottom of the food chain pig assholes and what ever else they could find
                                                        never eat a hotdog

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                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 40077

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Deej
                                                          I have never tasted spam... that I know of...
                                                          You would know if you had.

                                                          Back in the same period where my parents stretched the budget with HH they also did macaroni and cheese and spam. For a good year,when I was about 6, that was my favorite meal. I have had spam meals that aren't that bad but I haven't had spam at all for years.

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                                                          • Hank_Heartland
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 3987

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by sharky
                                                            Spam isn't so bad if cooked right!

                                                            I grew up in Guam, the home of "1001 ways to cook spam"! Spam and macaroni, Spam fried rice... I've had it all!
                                                            Now that's what I'm talking about...more versatile than chicken
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                                                            • Hank_Heartland
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                                                              • Sep 2002
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                              You would know if you had.

                                                              Back in the same period where my parents stretched the budget with HH they also did macaroni and cheese and spam. For a good year,when I was about 6, that was my favorite meal. I have had spam meals that aren't that bad but I haven't had spam at all for years.
                                                              With this economy alot of peeps will get to know it again
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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Hank_Heartland
                                                                With this economy alot of peeps will get to know it again
                                                                In the UK spam is actually not that cheap these days. On top of the fat content that is one of the reasons I haven't had it in years. I could buy a ton of canned tuna cheaper if I needed something that will last.

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                                                                • cherrylula
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 15969

                                                                  #82
                                                                  This thread has so many reasons why I became a vegetarian. Meat and processed foods will kill you.

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                                                                  • Hank_Heartland
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                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 3987

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                    This thread has so many reasons why I became a vegetarian. Meat and processed foods will kill you.
                                                                    So will tainted vege's and stuff
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                                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 14809

                                                                      #84
                                                                      This thread fucking owns. A friend of mine came over one night, ate hamburger helper, then proceeded to drink a fucking 12 pack of bud longnecks. He passed out on the couch, belched in his sleep, and up came the helper along with the beer. Motherfucker didn't even wake up. I threw a towel over him and woke him up. my wife saw what happened and almost threw up too..chain vomit reaction like fucking "stand by me" or some shit.

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                                                                      • Sharky
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                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                        • 4938

                                                                        #85
                                                                        hahaha! The thread is revitalized! I will never live it down:-)
                                                                        Sharky

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                                                                        • Tanker
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                                                                          • Nov 2000
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          HH was good stuff when I was a kid Military bratt here~!

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                                                                          • sinkiss
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                                                                            • Apr 2004
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            oh wow, that first post was too much info lol, but after reading through the thread i can honestly say i will pick hh over spam anyday lol
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                                                                            • Supz
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                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 11057

                                                                              #88
                                                                              I thought you were trying to tone up, hamburger helper isnt gonna do you any good

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                                                                              • slavdogg
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                                                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                this is a one funny ass thread lol


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