FACT: You've failed as a parent if your kid joins the military
Doesn't matter what the reasons are for joining, they all come back to bad parenting. Every single one of them.
No money for college? Your fault for not saving up for the past 18 years or looking into student loans and grants.
Kid needs military for direction in life? Should have gotten that at home.
Wants to have fun blowing the enemy away? congrats, you raised a serial killer.
the military is for losers. we do need them and i'm thankful they are there, just like i'm thankful there is someone to fry up my cheeseburger at McDonalds.
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