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  • Darren
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 5994
    #1

    Your best sex tip! :)

    Right,

    The girlfriend is up for a few days, teach me some of your best moves... u never know I might use them and report back!


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    • ssp
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 7990
      #2
      Microwave a banana, cut off the top, insert penis! (<- fucking cheap fleshlight!!)

      Have fun!

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        • 2HousePlague
          CURATOR
          • Jul 2004
          • 14572
          #3
          Eat her till she comes, and THEN fuck her.


          2hp
          tada!

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            • buddyjuf
              #4
              Originally posted by 2HousePlague
              Eat her till she comes, and THEN fuck her.


              2hp
              genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.

              don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation

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                • OG LennyT
                  Wall Street Pimp
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 14345
                  #5
                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                  genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.

                  don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation

                  Thats why you have them play with their clit at the same time
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                    • 2HousePlague
                      CURATOR
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 14572
                      #6
                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                      genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.

                      don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation
                      Have a beer within arm's reach, and TAKE YOUR TIME --


                      2hp
                      tada!

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                        • FunkyDog
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                          • May 2006
                          • 541
                          #7
                          Food goes inhere! (pointing with index finger at open mouth)
                          Oh wait...... wrong thread.

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              Sounds to me like this is a thread full of breeders that don't know how to eat pussy properly.......

                              Girls, tell me if I'm wrong..........

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                                • Tdog
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 2707
                                  #9
                                  Bust a nut in her ass, she will love that.

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                                    • candyflip
                                      Carpe Visio
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 43073
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                      Sounds to me like this is a thread full of breeders that don't know how to eat pussy properly.......

                                      Girls, tell me if I'm wrong..........
                                      I'm no girl, but I agree.

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                                        • sickkittens
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                                          • Jul 2002
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                                          #11
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                                            • ssp
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                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 7990
                                              #12
                                              Here's a real tip: buy baby oil, blindfold her and rub it in.. stimulate the senses..

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                                                • LiveDose
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 25792
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                  genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.

                                                  don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation

                                                  You're joking right?

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                                                    • Chillin the Most
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                                                      • May 2006
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • Sosa
                                                          In Tushy Land
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 40149
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                          genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.

                                                          don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation
                                                          hmm no problem like that here! you must not be very good!

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                                                            • KRL
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 31429
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by ssp
                                                              Microwave a banana, cut off the top, insert penis! (<- fucking cheap fleshlight!!)

                                                              Have fun!
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                                                  Eat her till she comes, and THEN fuck her.


                                                                  2hp


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                                                                    • latinasojourn
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 3191
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Darren
                                                                      Right,

                                                                      The girlfriend is up for a few days, teach me some of your best moves... u never know I might use them and report back!

                                                                      the hottest, most responsive woman will be the one who is head over heels in love with you.

                                                                      take care of your girl is the best sex tip. and then she will REALLY take care of you.

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                                                                        • Dirty F
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                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 59204
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                          genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.

                                                                          don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation

                                                                          Dude wtf???

                                                                          You serious?

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                                                                            • HouseHead
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                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 5539
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • Mutt
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                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 34431
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Bdjuf, normally im always fucking with you but im serious now. You are doing something very wrong for sure.

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                                                                                        • czarina
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                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 10751
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          As far as licking a girls pussy, take it from me, and learn your ABC's. If you dont know what I am talking about, you never will.

                                                                                          One of the best things that you can do, to make the night great, is give her the total package. Nice dinner, Maybe some wine, a walk with good conversation, icecream, then back to the private place for some fun talk, and the whole time make sure to touch her gently on the arm, on the shoulder, hold her hand. That sort of thing.

                                                                                          If that is to much for you, go with the bananna idea.

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                                                                                            • D
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                                                              • 7412
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                              As far as licking a girls pussy, take it from me, and learn your ABC's. If you dont know what I am talking about, you never will.
                                                                                              ...
                                                                                              Sure they will... just gotta tell 'em. :-) "More Capital 'T'! More Capital 'T'!!"

                                                                                              But ya... I've yet to meet the girl that I can't get off orally.

                                                                                              Key to making her _erupt_, I think, is to wait until she's about to blow, insert your finger into her in a loose "come here" motion, quickly find and and gently message her g-spot.

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                                                                                                • Fucksakes
                                                                                                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 7567
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  cant get a girl off by licking her.. man thats like a girl that cant make you cum sucking on your cock.. what would you think of her than? now... think about yourself.. thats just horrible

                                                                                                  I love to eat pussy, I feel I am in control of everything.

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                                                                                                    • davecummings
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 2922
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      To find out what/how/etc she wants you to do to/for her, arrange for her to do another woman--then, you watch and take mental notes how she does what, because that might be THE way she wishes you "did" her!!!!!

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                                                                                                        • ready lube
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                                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                                          • 2043
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                                          Microwave a banana, cut off the top, insert penis! (<- fucking cheap fleshlight!!)

                                                                                                          Have fun!



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                                                                                                            • buddyjuf
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              guys, what I am saying is that most girls cum MUCH more easily during sex, and not during you eating them out

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                                                                                                                • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  LOLOL!!!!! Sorry guys, this thread is fucking hilarious.
                                                                                                                  bdjuf do you have hands/fingers? ;)
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                                                                                                                    • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 12745
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Lube is your friend.

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                                                                                                                        • WWC-Pajio
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 3846
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          ....well all what I can tell you is to use condom!! cause you don't want babies.. and doggie style hardcore is the best
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                                                                                                                            • BV
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                              • 10914
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                              guys, what I am saying is that most girls cum MUCH more easily during sex, and not during you eating them out

                                                                                                                              Sounds like you don't know how to eat pussy worth a shit or I don't know how to fuck worth a shit. (or my huge cock hurts them too much)

                                                                                                                              It's much much much easier to make a woman cum giving her oral. I have been able to name that tune in about 5 mins tops for the past 25 years.

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                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Punch her in the back of the head when she is about to cum..chicks dig that shit

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                                                                                                                                    • MaddCaz
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 9483
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                                          guys, what I am saying is that most girls cum MUCH more easily during sex, and not during you eating them out
                                                                                                                                          Thats simply not true. Everybody knows that.

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                                                                                                                                            • Tdog
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 2707
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                                                                              Punch her in the back of the head when she is about to cum..chicks dig that shit

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                                                                                                                                                • ready lube
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 2043
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  There is one move that really gets 'em going crazy....it's called the bronco ride!

                                                                                                                                                  How it works is your get her all hot and worked up with some 4 play and then start a little doggie style action, grab ahold of her hair while your going in and out and while you have a good grip of hair you need to whisper in her ear "I have AIDS!" then hold on for the ride of your life as she tries to buck you off!



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                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Do the helicopter move!


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                                                                                                                                                        • ready lube
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 2043
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                          Do the helicopter move!
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                                                                                                                                                              • 16502
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              go out and buy a 9MM, hide it under your pillow, and during sex pull that fucker out and put it to her forehead and scream "IF YOU DON'T CUM 5 TIMES BEFORE ME, YOU WILL GET CAPPED!!" then proceed to pound the fuck out of her... she will be scared at first, but when the cumming commences she will go bananas and love you afterwords... atleast thats how it worked with me and my sister

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                                                                                                                                                                • Cyndalie
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by davecummings
                                                                                                                                                                  To find out what/how/etc she wants you to do to/for her, arrange for her to do another woman--then, you watch and take mental notes how she does what, because that might be THE way she wishes you "did" her!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                  Dave
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                                                                                                                                                                    • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 7566
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                                                                      genius! but most girls are very hard to make cum by eating out.
                                                                                                                                                                      don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation



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                                                                                                                                                                        • LiveDose
                                                                                                                                                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 25792
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                                                                          guys, what I am saying is that most girls cum MUCH more easily during sex, and not during you eating them out


                                                                                                                                                                          Now is about the time to stop posting. I thought everyone was joking around with all the gay comments... Duuuuuude....

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                                                                                                                                                                            • gandalfuy
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                              • 4686
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                                                                                                              Microwave a banana, cut off the top, insert penis! (<- fucking cheap fleshlight!!)

                                                                                                                                                                              Have fun!
                                                                                                                                                                              lol
                                                                                                                                                                              did u try it?
                                                                                                                                                                              I'm not back.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • adonthenet
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 16753
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  some nice tips

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • 2HousePlague
                                                                                                                                                                                      CURATOR
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14572
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      lol -- NO one got laid --


                                                                                                                                                                                      2hp
                                                                                                                                                                                      tada!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • DaLord
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 3318
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          This thread is so scary in so many ways

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Twisted Dave
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3635
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Eat her pussy, while Finger fucking her REAL hard onto her g-spot... really abuse it ... she'll hate it but LOVE it ... then when she says she cant take any more ... fuck the hell out of her... Nothing loving about it, but man, my gf loves that shit ;)


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                                                                                                                                                                                                • SgtStrider
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  If she doesnt so anal, fuck her from behind, then jam your thumb in her ass, and ride her till she bucks you off. Then run like hell.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      My most sage advice on sex is:

                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.


                                                                                                                                                                                                      I never fuck what I can't eat. Doesn't really apply to your thread here but it's still something to be aware of, you know... for those times when your gf isn't up for the weekend. :D
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