I feel so fucking old right now

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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    I feel so fucking old right now

    I was talking with some 19 year old girl, and she kept going on about how she liked older guys. I figured she was talking about the cane-wielding, viagra-popping, wheelchair-riding type, until she uttered the dreaded words: "like you".

    Apparently, I'm now of the age where 19 year old girls think it necessary to mention they're into "older guys" when they're hitting on me. Ugh.

    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299
      #2
      So did you mash that pussy or not?

      The answer will make your age apparent.

      [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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        • Reak AGV
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 4283
          #3
          So what did her 19 year old pink tasted like?

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            • Bird
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 4365
              #4
              Bend that shit over.
              ICQ:268731675

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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377
                  #5
                  well you're like 26 if I remember right

                  so yeah, you make an older guy for her, just like a 33 year old woman would be "older woman" for you...
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • CyberHustler
                      Masterbaiter
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 28750
                      #6
                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860
                          #7
                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                          So did you mash that pussy or not?

                          The answer will make your age apparent.
                          My girlfriend would probably cut off my penis in my sleep if I were to cheat on her, so no, I did not.
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                            • gimo33
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 5599
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Libertine
                              My girlfriend would probably cut off my penis in my sleep if I were to cheat on her, so no, I did not.
                              pussy.......























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                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528
                                  #9
                                  take advantage of it dude

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                                    • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 3143
                                      #10


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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077
                                          #11
                                          I would only worry with the 40 years olds do the same thing.

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                                            • D Ghost
                                              null
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 9820
                                              #12
                                              holy shit haha

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                                                • genoveze
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 448
                                                  #13
                                                  you should however mash that pussy lol
                                                  Dorian

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