I was talking with some 19 year old girl, and she kept going on about how she liked older guys. I figured she was talking about the cane-wielding, viagra-popping, wheelchair-riding type, until she uttered the dreaded words: "like you".
Apparently, I'm now of the age where 19 year old girls think it necessary to mention they're into "older guys" when they're hitting on me. Ugh.
