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G Sharp · 03-08-2003, 10:36 AM

Here's a hilarious sports review of the fight [from another board]:

K, this asswhipping was borderline gorgeous... This was almost spiritual right here! Such beautiful form and arrangement... This is an art gallery-style beatdown in its purest form! Let me sum of a few of the highlights:

1) The white dude half-heartedly commits himself to a lead right-hand jab, knowing that the Black dude is gonna throw a devastating, well-timed counterpunch.

2) Black dude slips the bullshit punch a' la Mike Nunn circa 1990. Subsequently 'releases the hounds' with two right-hands over the top, cocked back and fired from the original slave ships, causing an awe-inspiring, one-punch, nose-crushing injury (as well as low-level murmurring from the crowd which sounds like something along the lines of 'Ooh, Jeez!' or 'Ooh, Sheeit!).

3) Absolutely perfect 'nuts-in-the-face' mount position (no homos) causes the white kid to futilely attempt to cover his face as the Black dude wails away with both hands. It's on!

4) Pure poetry-in-motion positioning of the sweatshirt over his face temporarily obscures the white dude's vision, as the young Brotha dismounts and proceeds to repeatedly 'Madden 2K3' placekick in him the face, head and chest area. Flawless!

5) Second Black dude steps in and pulls first Brotha away, allowing him much needed 'shit talking/taunting' time, while the white kid attempts to pull his sweatshirt back to its proper position. Excellent 'Scottie Pippen-like' assist on part of second Brotha, who also adds insults to injury via a late-80's style 'mush' to the head. Classic...

6) Post-fight 'salt-in-the-wound-style' kick-to-the-face attack sends the white boy back to a seated position after a brief period on his feet. Absolute, undeniable, deal-sealing humiliation at its finest!

Ooooooh WEE!! This ass-kicking belongs in a time capsule for future generations of scientists and knockout technicians to study centuries from now. If properly analyzed, annotated and harnessed, this exhibition will insure Earth against an alien invasion of 'Independence Day'/'Signs' proportions for many millenia to come. Will Smith's straight right was nothin' compared to this! Bborn, check this out for an '88-type head-flyin' flashback! Holla!!

03-08-2003, 10:36 AM
G Sharp So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,343	Here's a hilarious sports review of the fight [from another board]: K, this asswhipping was borderline gorgeous... This was almost spiritual right here! Such beautiful form and arrangement... This is an art gallery-style beatdown in its purest form! Let me sum of a few of the highlights: 1) The white dude half-heartedly commits himself to a lead right-hand jab, knowing that the Black dude is gonna throw a devastating, well-timed counterpunch. 2) Black dude slips the bullshit punch a' la Mike Nunn circa 1990. Subsequently 'releases the hounds' with two right-hands over the top, cocked back and fired from the original slave ships, causing an awe-inspiring, one-punch, nose-crushing injury (as well as low-level murmurring from the crowd which sounds like something along the lines of 'Ooh, Jeez!' or 'Ooh, Sheeit!). 3) Absolutely perfect 'nuts-in-the-face' mount position (no homos) causes the white kid to futilely attempt to cover his face as the Black dude wails away with both hands. It's on! 4) Pure poetry-in-motion positioning of the sweatshirt over his face temporarily obscures the white dude's vision, as the young Brotha dismounts and proceeds to repeatedly 'Madden 2K3' placekick in him the face, head and chest area. Flawless! 5) Second Black dude steps in and pulls first Brotha away, allowing him much needed 'shit talking/taunting' time, while the white kid attempts to pull his sweatshirt back to its proper position. Excellent 'Scottie Pippen-like' assist on part of second Brotha, who also adds insults to injury via a late-80's style 'mush' to the head. Classic... 6) Post-fight 'salt-in-the-wound-style' kick-to-the-face attack sends the white boy back to a seated position after a brief period on his feet. Absolute, undeniable, deal-sealing humiliation at its finest! Ooooooh WEE!! This ass-kicking belongs in a time capsule for future generations of scientists and knockout technicians to study centuries from now. If properly analyzed, annotated and harnessed, this exhibition will insure Earth against an alien invasion of 'Independence Day'/'Signs' proportions for many millenia to come. Will Smith's straight right was nothin' compared to this! Bborn, check this out for an '88-type head-flyin' flashback! Holla!!