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A self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon
himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one', the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people
of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the
moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and
electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones, computers with light-speed
processing...and more.'


After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we
invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next
generation?'

The applause was amazing.......