Why the FUCK are we not good at soccer?

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  • woj
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    #51
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    • CDSmith
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      • May 2001
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      #52
      Originally posted by Matiz
      For soccer there is only one real organization and it's called FIFA.
      Speaking of FIFA, do any of you uber-fans recall the name "Sir Stanley Rous"?

      He was the head of FIFA for many years, died a few years ago.







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      • Violetta
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        • Jul 2004
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        #53
        USA are actually doing good right now...

        Lets not talk about NORWAY!
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        • HouseHead
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          • Aug 2003
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          #54
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          • Relish XXX
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            • Dec 2004
            • 4904

            #55
            Lets talk about the Baseball World series. Why is it the Baseball World series?

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            • Relish XXX
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              • Dec 2004
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              #56
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              • Evil1
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                • Mar 2002
                • 3893

                #57
                Originally posted by $5 submissions
                US doesn't suck in soccer. It's racing up the charts. It's just a matter of time till the USA takes home a World Cup trophy.
                that would be at least as exciting as a home depot sale.. well close.. maybe

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                • crowkid
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1240

                  #58
                  Originally posted by xlogger
                  Why? I think soccer is a much better sport than football. Why does the US suck @ that game? Most of my friends are spanish, all they talk about right now is soccer.

                  Take a look at World Cup standings, which, despite what some say, are an accurate portrayal of teams in the world. We have come a long way but, as the French soccer legend Eric Cantona says in the newest Nike commercial "America, the world no longer looks forward to playing you: play beautiful"

                  Go USA in World Cup '06!!!

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                  • Malicious Biz
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                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4575

                    #59
                    only commies and terrorists are good at soccer

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                    • Dirty Dane
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 9491

                      #60
                      Originally posted by xlogger
                      Why? I think soccer is a much better sport than football. Why does the US suck @ that game? Most of my friends are spanish, all they talk about right now is soccer.
                      First of all... its called FOOTBALL

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                      • Pornopat
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                        • Dec 2003
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by crowkid
                        Take a look at World Cup standings, which, despite what some say, are an accurate portrayal of teams in the world.
                        Now what makes you say that? This list is based on matches a country plays. Countries play in geographic zones in order to qualify for worldcuptournaments though.
                        So the only thing you can deduct from this list is that the USA might have the best team in the Northern American zone. You can not compare them fairly to countries outside of this zone though.

                        Take a look at the american players for example. Not many of them play for excellent clubs....
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                        • V_RocKs
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                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32451

                          #62
                          My GF plays indoor soccer... Fucking sweet... Drink beer and watch eye candy prance around the field... Nice...

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                          • GiveIntoMe
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                            • Jan 2006
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                            #63
                            fuck the rest of europe, gerrard Lampard BECKHAM owen Rooney are gonna destroy you buggers.

                            & brazil watch out
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                            • Evil1
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 3893

                              #64
                              Originally posted by GiveIntoMe
                              fuck the rest of europe, gerrard Lampard BECKHAM owen Rooney are gonna destroy you buggers.
                              is that one long assed name or 5 different last names?

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                              • Relish XXX
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 4904

                                #65
                                Who America had to beat to get into the world cup:
                                CONCACAF Region:
                                GROUP 3
                                United States
                                Costa Rica
                                Guatemala
                                Barbados

                                FINAL ROUND
                                Costa Rica
                                Honduras
                                Jamaica
                                Mexico
                                Trinidad & Tobago
                                United States

                                Teams qualified to the World Cup from this region:
                                Costa Rica, Mexico and United States.

                                No wonder you got a 5th place ranking. Fuck me I bet it was hard. England could field a non league team and qualify. We had Germany in our group.

                                GROUP 9
                                Germany
                                England
                                Greece
                                Finland
                                Albania

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                                • Relish XXX
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                                  • Dec 2004
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                                  #66
                                  1.England 8 5 2 1 16- 6 17
                                  2.Germany 8 5 2 1 14-10 17
                                  3.Finland 8 3 3 2 12- 7 12
                                  4.Greece 8 2 1 5 7-17 7
                                  5.Albania 8 1 0 7 5-14 3

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                                  • Relish XXX
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                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 4904

                                    #67
                                    GERMANY 1-5 ENGLAND
                                    C.Jancker 6 M.Owen 13,48,66
                                    S.Gerrard 45
                                    E.Heskey 73

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                                    • slapass
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 14625

                                      #68
                                      We suck because no one played it as a kid. Now every kid plays it on a team. Give us 5-10 more years.

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                                      • Relish XXX
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 4904

                                        #69
                                        COSTA RICA 2-1 UNITED STATES
                                        R.Fonseca 10 E.Stewart 66
                                        H.Medford 90(p)

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                                        • Relish XXX
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 4904

                                          #70
                                          1.United States 6 3 2 1 14- 3 11
                                          2.Costa Rica 6 3 1 2 9- 6 10
                                          3.Guatemala 6 3 1 2 9- 6 10
                                          4.Barbados 6 1 0 5 3-20 3

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                                          • Relish XXX
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 4904

                                            #71
                                            Final Round




                                            P W D L Gls Pts
                                            1.Costa Rica 10 7 2 1 17- 7 23
                                            2.Mexico 10 5 2 3 16- 9 17
                                            3.United States 10 5 2 3 11- 8 17
                                            4.Honduras 10 4 2 4 17-17 14
                                            5.Jamaica 10 2 2 6 7-14 8
                                            6.Trinidad/Tob. 10 1 2 7 5-18 5

                                            You were lucky the might of Honduras didnt kick you out! Akthough they did beat you during the tournament.

                                            UNITED STATES 2-3 HONDURAS
                                            E.Stewart 7,83 M.Nunez 28,77
                                            C.Pavon 53(p)

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                                            • Relish XXX
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                                              • Dec 2004
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                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by slapass
                                              We suck because no one played it as a kid. Now every kid plays it on a team. Give us 5-10 more years.
                                              The world trembles.

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                                              • Relish XXX
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                                                • Dec 2004
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                                                #73
                                                This is how America will win the world cup. You will cheat. You will nationlise a load of decent players and take them as your own like the tennis player Martina Navaratolva and many others sports people. I dont want you near football as you will fuck it up like everything you go near.
                                                Last edited by Relish XXX; 05-31-2006, 07:39 PM.

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                                                • Evil1
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                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 3893

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                  This is how America will win the world cup. You will cheat. You will nationlise a load of decent players and take them as your own like the tennis player Martina Navaratolva and many others sports people. I dont want you near football as you will fuck it up like everything you go near.
                                                  relax, americans dont give the slightest fuck about kickball, so theres no money in advertising, so it wont go anywhere in the US, you are safe.

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                                                  • Steve_NCH
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                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                    • 515

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                    I can tell you why you are shit at soccer....it is because it is called Football you fucks!


                                                    Amen to that mate!

                                                    It's full title is actually the 'FIFA World Cup'. FIFA stands for Federation of International Football Associations. Not Soccer Associations. It was around long before the US version of football and will be around long after as it's the world's most popular sport (3 billion people watched the last World Cup final).

                                                    COME ON ENGLAND!

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                                                    • vvq
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                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Evil1
                                                      quite simple, the athletic kids play the real sports in the US, the delicate non-athletic ones are forced to take up soccer by their mothers so they dont get hurt... so the few soccer players we have.. well.. suck.
                                                      american sports are popular because anyone can do them. they appeal to the fat asses that sit at home on sunday and watch them. the fat kids in school could all play football and baseball. but i'd like to see them try a sport where you're running the entire time. these guys wouldn't last 5 minutes on a soccer field. soccer is mostly popular in countries where a majority of the population isn't overweight. i played growing up as a kid and all through highschool. it's by far the most athletic sport in the world.

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                                                      • Evil1
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                                                        • Mar 2002
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by vvq
                                                        american sports are popular because anyone can do them. they appeal to the fat asses that sit at home on sunday and watch them. the fat kids in school could all play football and baseball. but i'd like to see them try a sport where you're running the entire time. these guys wouldn't last 5 minutes on a soccer field. soccer is mostly popular in countries where a majority of the population isn't overweight. i played growing up as a kid and all through highschool.
                                                        Uhh, the only "fat" people in american sports are nfl linemen

                                                        Originally posted by vvq
                                                        it's by far the most athletic sport in the world.
                                                        well now you are just sounding stupid

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                                                        • Poppy
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                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                          #78
                                                          The USA does not suck. We had an excellent showing at the last WC and I feel we will do well, if not better in this Cup. We still have a long way to win one, but it is not impossible. You will see a lot of the world beaters drop out, as the rest of the world is catching up.
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                                                          • vvq
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                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Evil1
                                                            Uhh, the only "fat" people in american sports are nfl linemen
                                                            i guess you've never watched baseball?

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                                                            • laloco
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                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                              #80
                                                              the best player you guys had was the defender Alexi Lalas (sp) - wtf ever happened to him ?

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                                                              • ideas_market
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                                                                • Jun 2006
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                                                                #81
                                                                Do not take it seriously , that's why .

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                                                                • Poppy
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by laloco
                                                                  the best player you guys had was the defender Alexi Lalas (sp) - wtf ever happened to him ?


                                                                  He was by far the best player we ever had. Alexi had a lot of heart, a lot of red hair and goatee. Claudio Reyna is the best player we have produced thus far IMO.

                                                                  Alexi, btw is the President/GM for the Los Angeles Galaxy in MLS.
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                                                                  • Martin3
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by vvq
                                                                    american sports are popular because anyone can do them. they appeal to the fat asses that sit at home on sunday and watch them. the fat kids in school could all play football and baseball. but i'd like to see them try a sport where you're running the entire time. these guys wouldn't last 5 minutes on a soccer field. soccer is mostly popular in countries where a majority of the population isn't overweight. i played growing up as a kid and all through highschool. it's by far the most athletic sport in the world.
                                                                    You're dumb

                                                                    I did soccer, wrestling, and shot put/discuss in highschool.

                                                                    Soccer is no where near the most athletic. A 6min wrestling match was worse then playing both halves in a soccer game.
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                                                                    • ne0
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                                                                      • May 2006
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      i live in brazil and play soccer 2 times/week with some friends, we got a team, and soccer is in here the same as NBA for you americans. it's just the national addiction.
                                                                      hai2u

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                                                                      • ne0
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                                                                        • May 2006
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        sorry double click.
                                                                        Last edited by ne0; 06-01-2006, 05:46 PM.
                                                                        hai2u

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                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 12508

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Is Brazil a "3rd world nation"? if so, why does 1st world soccer playing countries get beat by them?

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                                                                          • Relish XXX
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                                                                            • Dec 2004
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by poppy


                                                                            He was by far the best player we ever had. Alexi had a lot of heart, a lot of red hair and goatee. Claudio Reyna is the best player we have produced thus far IMO.

                                                                            Alexi, btw is the President/GM for the Los Angeles Galaxy in MLS.

                                                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudio_Reyna

                                                                            Having him as your best player ever is a real achievement. Manchester City are an alright team. The only way you will do well in the world cup is by force. Americans lack all skill in FOOTBALL. Thing that I dont understand is that AMERICAN FOOTBALL is all about tatics where as when you play FOOTBALL you just bung on a load steroid ridden fuckers that all run at the ball at the same time.

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                                                                            • Relish XXX
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 4904

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Mike33
                                                                              Is Brazil a "3rd world nation"? if so, why does 1st world soccer playing countries get beat by them?
                                                                              Brazil are fucking gods of football. Pele once said that because he played on uneven ground all the time playing in the slums it made it a piece of piss for him to play on a proper surface.

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                                                                              • KrisKross
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                                                                                • Jan 2006
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by Bhelliom
                                                                                I'd like to point out that you didn't invent hockey or basketball either
                                                                                Same goes for baseball and football. They were both based on other sports.

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                                                                                • Pornopat
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                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 10598

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                                                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudio_Reyna

                                                                                  Having him as your best player ever is a real achievement. Manchester City are an alright team. The only way you will do well in the world cup is by force. Americans lack all skill in FOOTBALL. Thing that I dont understand is that AMERICAN FOOTBALL is all about tatics where as when you play FOOTBALL you just bung on a load steroid ridden fuckers that all run at the ball at the same time.


                                                                                  I hope you realize that Poppy is one of the few people on gfy to have ever gotten paid to play soccer?
                                                                                  Trust me. He is not steroid ridden.
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                                                                                  • sickkittens
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by loverboy
                                                                                    soccer is the national sport of Brazil, just like in USA which is Basket.

                                                                                    its just a matter of time and getting the right athlete to match up
                                                                                    with the world's best out there

                                                                                    Basketball is the national sport of the US?

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                                                                                    • american pervert
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      i love all the american haters!!!! keep up the good work, don't stop hating!!!

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                                                                                      • ne0
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                                                                                        • May 2006
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                        Basketball is the national sport of the US?
                                                                                        hell if i know, i dont live in the usa, but you guys are good at basketball, and your kids plays this at the street, it's on their roots.
                                                                                        soccer is like that in here, you are born playing.
                                                                                        hai2u

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                                                                                        • Phil
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                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Forest
                                                                                          US is ranked #5 on the world right now

                                                                                          I dont know how true that ranking is but there it is

                                                                                          http://www.ussoccer.com/articles/vie...sp_280816.html

                                                                                          Rank Team +/- Rank (Feb) Points +/- Points (Feb)
                                                                                          1 Brazil 0 835 -2
                                                                                          2 Czech Republic 0 789 -4
                                                                                          3 Netherlands 0 788 -3
                                                                                          4 Argentina 0 765 -4
                                                                                          5 USA +1 764 -1
                                                                                          6 Spain
                                                                                          0 763 -2
                                                                                          7 Mexico -1 762 -3
                                                                                          8 France -3 760 -6
                                                                                          9 England 0 756 -2
                                                                                          10 Portugal 0 755 -1
                                                                                          Well that?s probably because Trinidad and Tabago is bad ass soccer teat to beat?
                                                                                          Ask Phil

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                                                                                          • Sebastian Sands
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                                                                                            • Mar 2005
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Aaaaah soccer, a REAL world championship.. unlike other sports where a world championship is only played by teamsfrom 50 states.. hehe..

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