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  • Marcgoldie22
    Registered User
    • Jan 2005
    • 82

    #1

    How Long Does It Take You To Jerk Off?

    OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website."

    So here we are! In the name of research...

    When you masturbate... how long does it take you???

    I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense.

    So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted.

    Thanks!
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  • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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    • May 2005
    • 18314

    #2
    i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

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    • J. Falcon
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      • May 2006
      • 31587

      #3
      Yeah, it's kinda personal. Not exactly a dinner table topic, LOL.
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      • Marcgoldie22
        Registered User
        • Jan 2005
        • 82

        #4
        Originally posted by J. Falcon
        Yeah, it's kinda personal. Not exactly a dinner table topic, LOL.
        Well you should have dinner with my friends then... No topic is off limits.
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        • Chio The Pirate
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 946

          #5
          YARGH! If I imagine Theo in his underwear getting eaten by sharks it be fast. Prolly 15 seconds tops.

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          • Theo The Theologian
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2005
            • 1099

            #6
            Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
            YARGH! If I imagine Theo in his underwear getting eaten by sharks it be fast. Prolly 15 seconds tops.
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            • Got Porn?
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              • Nov 2005
              • 1264

              #7
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              • stickyfingerz
                Doin fine
                • Oct 2005
                • 24984

                #8
                Double post bah. See below.
                Last edited by stickyfingerz; 06-01-2006, 07:52 AM.

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                • stickyfingerz
                  Doin fine
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24984

                  #9
                  Well if its to good hot porn, like say http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries...hp?pid=1106684

                  Rebecca Love porn, like 10 minutes.





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                  • BoyAlley
                    So Fucking Gay
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 19714

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Batts
                    i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info


                    Do you know me well enough to share that type of info?

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                    • Marcgoldie22
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 82

                      #11
                      I'm not asking for a video of the session here, just an approximate time. Oh well, I guess my friends are just too "not shy" for their own good...
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                      • Mighty Chin
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 781

                        #12
                        I've done it in under 30 secs.
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                        • SCORE Ralph
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 2090

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
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                          • VicJay
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 1622

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Batts
                            i feel that i dont know you well enough yet to share that type of info

                            Yeah, I agree, it's kinda personal



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                            • bobby666
                              boots are my religion
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765

                              #15
                              usually 2-3 minutes
                              if my girlfriend meanwhile whips my ass with her riding crop: one minute

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                              • candyflip
                                Carpe Visio
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 43072

                                #16
                                I can rub one out in 30 seconds or so if I try hard.

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                                • jimmy-3-way
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 3861

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Marcgoldie22
                                  OK, so last night I'm hanging out with a married couple having dinner and just chatting. The wife (we'll call her Jen) asks me out of the blue... "How long does it take you to jerk off? Is it like 30 seconds?" After spitting out my chicken I was eating, I was like... "Well, no, it takes a little longer than that." To which Jen said "Well it can't take that long, so why are porno's so long? Don't you only need like a few seconds." I said "I suppose that is true, but people like variety and don't want to see the same scene over and over." She then asked "Well I wonder how long it takes most people to masturbate? You should ask on a website."

                                  So here we are! In the name of research...

                                  When you masturbate... how long does it take you???

                                  I won't be shy, I'll answer first. For me I'd say about 10 minutes or so. If I'm watching porn when I do it, I like to find a hot scene depending on what mood I'm in. And I don't like to just stroke and climax, but prefer to build up to it, and then hold off, so when it is finally time to blow... It is much more intense.

                                  So how long does it take you? If I report back to my friend, all names will be changed to protect the innocent and the perverted.

                                  Thanks!
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                                  • gandalfuy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 4686

                                    #18
                                    well, it depends on that day imagination
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                                    • SgtStrider
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 1196

                                      #19
                                      give me some MILF porn and im spent in 15 mins tops
                                      no need to be bashful

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                                      • madawgz
                                        8.8.8.8
                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 30509

                                        #20
                                        hmmm, id say from 15mins to 2 hours
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                                        • Lance69
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 2266

                                          #21
                                          It's never the same, sometimes quick like 15 minutes, usually I like to spend a couple hours though if I have the time.
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                                          • eiht_98
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 6103

                                            #22
                                            sir, you are very gay

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                                            • hova
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 22430

                                              #23
                                              depends on the mood
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                                              • buddyjuf

                                                #24
                                                2-10 mins

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                                                • Wiggles
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 14423

                                                  #25
                                                  usually 8-12mins on average i'd say.
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                                                  • Spunky
                                                    I need a beer
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133978

                                                    #26
                                                    I have never timed myself..maybe 2 minutes?

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                                                    • nico-t
                                                      emperor of my world
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 29901

                                                      #27
                                                      it takes about 4 hours for me, but i cum 15 times and just continue in between

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                                                      • Marcgoldie22
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 82

                                                        #28
                                                        I read the replies to my friend and she was surprised how on a board about porn, how shy some people still are. She wanted me to share that it takes her on average about 90 seconds...
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                                                        • u-Bob
                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 33063

                                                          #29
                                                          Personal things like this don't belong on GFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                          • genne
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                            • 21

                                                            #30
                                                            so good bro

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                                                            • genne
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                              • 21

                                                              #31
                                                              send us more pic

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                                                              • genne
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 21

                                                                #32
                                                                good thread

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                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528

                                                                  #33
                                                                  years for me

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                                                                  • testpie
                                                                    Mostly retired
                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 3231

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I don't mind telling you, only problem is, i rub one out to streaming videos - and i fucking hate it when it comes up with the good ol' "Buffering...".

                                                                    Puts me right off stroke...

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                                                                    • Madame0120
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 1227

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SgtStrider
                                                                      give me some MILF porn and im spent in 15 mins tops
                                                                      no need to be bashful
                                                                      Easy there boy-o .. no need to be short strokin' yet!

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                                                                      • NyLoS
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 724

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                                                                        Well if its to good hot porn, like say http://www.rebeccacash.com/galleries...hp?pid=1106684

                                                                        Rebecca Love porn, like 10 minutes.






                                                                        Dude, that would take forever !!! Close my eyes and think of something else would help maybe


                                                                        usually it would take 30 minutes for me, I like to build it up and switch between diffend kind of porn...

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                                                                        • baX
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 17911

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Usually I need 5-10 min but sometime I like to take it very slow up to 2 hours coz orgasm is much stronger.

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                                                                          • biskoppen
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 5809

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I don't masturbate....































































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                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 30509

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by genne
                                                                              so good bro
                                                                              what are you smoking?
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