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  • JackJones75
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    • Oct 2006
    • 997

    #1

    Things Your Car Is Saying About You...

    You Are What You Drive
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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #2
    Originally posted by PR_Don
    Chevy Corvette: ?I?m in a mid-life crisis?


    Wow.

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    • Farang
      one sick puppy
      • Oct 2004
      • 11711

      #3
      Jeep: ?Just cause I like going to the beach with dudes doesn?t mean I?m gay?


      wtf
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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        I notice a busted ass Dodge Ram 50 isn't on the list. I guess porn.com hasn't gone into the classics yet.

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        • Shaft_1971
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          • May 2005
          • 1711

          #5
          Cadillac: “Retirement Rocks”


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          • pornguy
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            • Mar 2003
            • 62910

            #6
            IM in the I dare you to cut me off group.
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            • Ross
              Ik ben een aap
              • Sep 2002
              • 18874

              #7
              Mercedes SL AMG: “I own Porn.com”

              LOL

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              • Ross
                Ik ben een aap
                • Sep 2002
                • 18874

                #8
                My model isn't listed, but I'm a mixture of

                “I don’t have sex on the first date”
                “I won’t go down on you”
                “I expect you to go down on me on the first date”

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                • LauraLee
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3821

                  #9
                  I love this list, so on par with so many of the vehicles.

                  They didn't have my car on there

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                  • kesha1
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                    • Feb 2008
                    • 499

                    #10
                    Ml 500, 2006
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                    • ro8in
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1542

                      #11
                      mine's not on there
                      ------
                      Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

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                      • candyflip
                        Carpe Visio
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43069

                        #12
                        One of mine is on there:

                        Mini: “My life is so much fun you probably want to be my friend”

                        Spend you some brain.
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                        • Cyndalie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 3615

                          #13
                          Honda Civic: “I just graduated and have no credit yet”

                          Haha, I'll be forever young!
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                          • JackJones75
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 997

                            #14
                            any cars to add?
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                            • tranza
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 57559

                              #15
                              This is very funny!
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                              • Kudles
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                                • Feb 2003
                                • 5477

                                #16
                                2009 scion xb
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                                • notime
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 8027

                                  #17
                                  “I own Porn.com”
                                  why is the CL 600 amg not there ?

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                                  • Xrated J
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4347

                                    #18
                                    i have a dodge ram with 40" tires, where would i fit in?

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                                    • RedShoe
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 14831

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Xrated J
                                      i have a dodge ram with 40" tires, where would i fit in?
                                      right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"

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                                      • LauraLee
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                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 3821

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RedShoe
                                        right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"
                                        ahahahahah

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                                        • kelly kola
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                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 303

                                          #21
                                          What a great thread. We need to add more cars to this! What does everyone drive and what WOULD you think your car said about you??????
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                                          • Ross
                                            Ik ben een aap
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 18874

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PR_Don
                                            any cars to add?
                                            Be gentle

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                                            • BOSS1
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                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 4331

                                              #23
                                              I drive a 5 series and I dont mind going down on bitches or 69ing

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                                              • Big Red Machine
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                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 9586

                                                #24
                                                Great list

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                                                • klaze
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 2167

                                                  #25
                                                  I am jealous of my car.. it gets all of the attention

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                                                  • k0nr4d
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 9231

                                                    #26
                                                    BMW 3 Series: “I don’t have sex on the first date”

                                                    i sooooo do.
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                                                    • Manowar
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                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 71528

                                                      #27
                                                      hahaha love the SL one

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                                                      • DateDoc
                                                        Outside looking in.
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 14243

                                                        #28
                                                        Ferrari: “I am known to prematurely ejaculate”

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                                                        • D Ghost
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 9819

                                                          #29
                                                          all some truth to that

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                                                          • RedShoe
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                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 14831

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BOSS1
                                                            I drive a 5 series and I dont mind going down on bitches or 69ing
                                                            With the 'economy' class BMW you'd HAVE to go down on chicks. With a cheap BMW I'm surprised you even get girls.





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                                                            • RedShoe
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 14831

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                              BMW 3 Series: ?I don?t have sex on the first date?

                                                              i sooooo do.
                                                              Fuck yeah man, right on. With the biggest beamer you could afford that puts you at having sex on the first date what, once, maybe twice a year?

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                                                              • Sam Granger
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                                                                • Dec 2004
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • notoldschool
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                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 5687

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Lincoln Navigator: ?I have a 3 inch penis?

                                                                  well we know that shit aint true or Id be out of work.
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                                                                  • andrej_NDC
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                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 7760

                                                                    #34
                                                                    BMW 5 Series: “I won’t go down on you”
                                                                    lol

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                                                                    • Fresh
                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 4920

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                      BMW 3 Series: ?I don?t have sex on the first date?

                                                                      i sooooo do.

                                                                      does that count the M3 as well??


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                                                                      • Xrated J
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                                        • 4347

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                        right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"
                                                                        damn it, i guess im fucked then

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                                                                        • Elli
                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 17991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hm, they didn't seem that funny to me. But I like Audis, so maybe that's my problem
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                                                                          • silvercash amber
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                                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                                            • 595

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Honda Accord: “I lack any originality whatsoever, and I’m fine with that”

                                                                            haha thats great
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                                                                            • WiredGuy
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                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 34512

                                                                              #39
                                                                              hahaha, dead on for me:
                                                                              Acura: “I value luxury, but I’m too bland for German cars”
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                                                                              • Spunky
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                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 133978

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "Chicks dig it"

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                                                                                • Vick!
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                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                  • 6882

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  This is funny. Who wrote it? lol

                                                                                  Originally posted by PR_Don
                                                                                  any cars to add?
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                                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                  Hm, they didn't seem that funny to me. But I like Audis, so maybe that's my problem
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                                                                                  • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    hyundai for life ..
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                                                                                    • poornpig
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                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                      • 131

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      lol

                                                                                      Volvo: ?I?m a professor at the university?

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                                                                                        • 4175

                                                                                        #44
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