I hate Benny Hinn

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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295
    #1

    I hate Benny Hinn

    The guy claims that through him God heals cancer, among other diseases...then why the fuck can't he cure Benny Hinn's male pattern baldness.

    Worst fucking comb over I've ever seen...
    YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BENNY HINN!
    For taking old people's money among other things.

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    • DarkJedi
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      • Feb 2001
      • 28301
      #2
      stop crying

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        • 12clicks
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 19816
          #3
          speaking of benny hanna, do they still chop up the food into little pieces for you?
          I like that chinese beer they serve too.
          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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            • SykkBoy2
              Jesus loves bacon
              • Feb 2001
              • 19969
              #4
              I dunno, I always liked the scantily clad women he had running around...and that little bald guy he used to slap on the head? That shit cracked me up...and who can forget Ace Cannon's "Yakkity Sax" playing while Benny would get chased by said women and little bald guy...was kind of sad he died the same weekend as Sam Kinison...



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                • 12clicks
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 19816
                  #5
                  speaking of benny hanna, do they still chop up the food into little pieces for you?
                  I like that chinese beer they serve too.
                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                    • Wizzo
                      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 15224
                      #6
                      That's why TV's change channels...
                      Looking for Opportunity!

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                        • tenletters
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 2079
                          #7
                          Does Benny Hinn come here? Maybe you just needed to vent?

                          Useless Without Pics

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                            • Zebra
                              Banned from Kimmy's couch
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 5091
                              #8
                              http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...978363-1914216

                              When I was in my early teens a local UHF channel used to play Benny Hill late at night right after the Three Stooges..I used to stay up late to watch them and hope to catch one of the episodes where they forgot to cut out some nudity (which was about half of them). Ahhh..the formative years of my youth
                              Old School

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                                • Theo
                                  HAL 9000
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 34515
                                  #9
                                  wrong topic

                                  [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 10-18-2001).]

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                                    • Theo
                                      HAL 9000
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 34515
                                      #10
                                      btw, I dont know who B.Hinn is, but Benny Hill was great!

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                                        • Clownbarf
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 283
                                          #11
                                          Hey, stop knocking the guy already! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. His affiliate program pays out $30 / signup for jesus traffic.

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                                            • eroswebmaster
                                              March 1st, 2003
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 20295
                                              #12
                                              LOL Soul...
                                              Benny Hinn is this lame asshole preacher who claims to have the power to heal.

                                              He makes big swooping arm gestures at his audience...1,000's of people..and they all fall down claiming to be slain by the holy spirit...lol

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                                                • 12clicks
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 19816
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster:
                                                  The guy claims that through him God heals cancer, among other diseases...then why the fuck can't he cure Benny Hinn's male pattern baldness.

                                                  Worst fucking comb over I've ever seen...
                                                  YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BENNY HINN!
                                                  For taking old people's money among other things.

                                                  eros
                                                  your just jealous because you can't heal people.
                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 20295
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by 12clicks:
                                                      your just jealous because you can't heal people.
                                                      Actually yes I am... But at least I've got a full head of hair

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                                                        • tenletters
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 2079
                                                          #15
                                                          I knew a shoe maker that had the power to heel.

                                                          bah dum bump!
                                                          Useless Without Pics

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                                                            • 12clicks
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 19816
                                                              #16
                                                              catholic school, second grade it was fashionable to put metal cleats on your heals and clack your way down the hallway.
                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                • Zebra
                                                                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 5091
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Benny Hinn is just mad that Benny Hill had all the naked chicks with big tits.. of course Benny Hinn is still alive and Benny Hill is here http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny.../tombstone.jpg
                                                                  Old School

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