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Old 07-27-2008, 07:58 AM  
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First... you could hire AVNChris to spam the boards for you all day. If he is not open to your idea, there are many other whores around, such as myself, that will spam for you for a small price. You can not afford Juicy so don't waste your time.

Second... hire KB to hype up your program and keep us all on pins and needles until he drops a secret link so we can all sign up through it.

Third... get several ass kissing trolls to come into your threads and agree with everything you say, talk about how much money they make, post bogus stats and keep you bumped. It's easy to spot these cock smootches and there are plenty of them these days.

Fourth... Post more non-business threads. "Would You Hit It?" always gets more clicks that anything with real importance. There are other tactics used, but one look at the front page and the views those threads are getting should give you enough of an idea. Tits and Trannies always brings mad views.

Last... Have a contest. Give away about 20k USD to the contest whores who do not post outside of contest threads. Most of them are broke ass Filipinos and Russians (and other starving European / Asian countries) and post from internet cafes. These guys will be your biggest assets down the road, once they actually become webmasters and get their own computers. So pay them well NOW, and reap the rewards later.

* If this model does not work for you, just put it all on a tube site and give it ALL away for free. Just be sure to talk about how everyone needs to adapt to survive and if they can't make money on tubes they are doing something wrong. It doesn't matter if you are getting paid or not, it's just the illusion of your riches that matter here. Make everyone think you know how to cash in on free porn, and the sheep will follow you to their certain death. It's the adult webmaster way.

Best of luck!
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