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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    We're all fuckin' doomed!

    All this godfuckindamned Anthrax shit flyin' all over the place... Microsoft nerds, babys, and tabloid employees... now half of Washington is infected... when will the madness end?? When we're all fuckin' dead??!
    aaaaahhhhhhheeeiigghghhh.....!!!!

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    • tenletters
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 2079
      #2
      Did you remember to take your pill this morning?
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        • mailman
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2001
          • 6311
          #3
          woahhhhhhhhhh easy buddy

          it wont get me i got a hook up and got my self one of them BIO hazzerderous suits i will ship you one (j/k) or mabey if you like if it gets you call Gary and he will come with his fire hose and hat and spray you down

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            • tenletters
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 2079
              #4
              I can tell, by the smilies, that mailman took his pill this morning.
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075
                  #5
                  There's a pill?

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                    • FADE19
                      Snow's Parole Officer
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 1161
                      #6
                      Oh ya...pretty blue ones, and red ones, the orange ones "Make you feel kinda funny, like climbin the rope in gym class", the green ones, even make some of the stuff Gary says sound kinda funny

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                        • titmowse
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 5320
                          #7
                          actually, the pill that's the best for ampy would be pale green/off white in color. of course if ampy is really a woman, the pill would be purple/off white.

                          love,


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                            • BigDaddy
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                              • Apr 2001
                              • 244
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                              All this godfuckindamned Anthrax shit flyin' all over the place... Microsoft nerds, babys, and tabloid employees... now half of Washington is infected... when will the madness end?? When we're all fuckin' dead??!
                              aaaaahhhhhhheeeiigghghhh.....!!!!
                              Don't forget the Tampons Of Death
                              http://news1.iwon.com/article/id/176...4|reuters.html

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                                • Squishy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1809
                                  #9
                                  I've been needing me a good doomin' all week.

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                                    • BigDaddy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 244
                                      #10
                                      AP just sent out an URGENT DISPATCH. Spores in the NY Governor's office. MSNBC is going to have to change their logo from "America Strikes Back" to something less optimistic until we decide to go on the offensive in a meaningful way.


                                      http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/ap/20...ses_nyc_7.html

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                                        • mailman
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 6311
                                          #11


                                          PILLS WHAT PILLS?



                                          I DONT HAVE ANY PILLS?

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                                            • titmowse
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 5320
                                              #12
                                              Lissen up kids.

                                              Anthrax will not kill us all enmasse like in The Stand by Stephen King. Chill the hell out. No organized group of people could possibly send an anthrax-poisoned piece of mail to every American citizen.

                                              Look at the bigger picture. Our I-N-F-R-A-S-T-R-U-C-T-U-R-E is the target of our enemy's directive.

                                              The Romans didn't fall to their lifestyle. They fell as a result of constant onslaught to their I-N-F-R-A-S-T-R-U-C-T-U-R-E The same thing happened to the Russians.

                                              Do NOT let these bastards make you panic. Do not ALLOW them any belief that they have the upper hand. Do NOT let them make you cower and cringe.

                                              TERRORISM WORKS ONLY IF YOU LET IT.

                                              love,


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                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                  There can be only one
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by titmowse:
                                                  No organized group of people could possibly send an anthrax-poisoned piece of mail to every American citizen.
                                                  If they're workin' with Ed McMahon and the Publishers Clearing House people they could!



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                                                    • tenletters
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 2079
                                                      #14
                                                      I can see the sweepstakes envelope now...

                                                      "You may already be infected!"


                                                      <small> unless you buy some magazines </small>
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                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                          There can be only one
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 39075
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by tenletters:
                                                          I can see the sweepstakes envelope now...

                                                          "You may already be infected!"


                                                          <small> unless you buy some magazines </small>
                                                          hehe... yep. And if you win, they come to your house, fully outfitted in Rocor Biosuits and give a big dose of Ebola.



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                                                            • Free Recip Host
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                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 27
                                                              #16
                                                              Squishy, I have you beat. I've been doomed all year..lol

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                                                                • Squishy
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                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 1809
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by titmowse:
                                                                  No organized group of people could possibly send an anthrax-poisoned piece of mail to every American citizen.

                                                                  A.O.L. could do it. They may have already done it. That "500 free hours" CD you're using as a coaster right now could have a time delay anthrax dispersal system in it right now. And there has been one of those CD's in every home in the US at some time or another. Remember, just because you're paranoid does not mean that they are not trying to kill you.

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                                                                    • Rocky
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 3022
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by tenletters:
                                                                      I can see the sweepstakes envelope now...

                                                                      "You may already be infected!"


                                                                      <small> unless you buy some magazines </small>
                                                                      hehehehehehehehehe


                                                                      oops, i think i just laughed out my spleen
                                                                      Are you down with Sin?

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                                                                        • Sexplay
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 124
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I heard a case of BUD LIGHT and a nice BIG DOOBIE does the trick

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                                                                            • bryany
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 2037
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I thought the blue pill did something funny

                                                                              Originally posted by FADE19:
                                                                              Oh ya...pretty blue ones, and red ones, the orange ones "Make you feel kinda funny, like climbin the rope in gym class", the green ones, even make some of the stuff Gary says sound kinda funny


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                                                                                • BigDaddy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 244
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  [quote]Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
                                                                                  If they're workin' with Ed McMahon and the Publishers Clearing House people they could!
                                                                                  And you thought you were kidding.


                                                                                  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv...133951_000.htm



                                                                                  With fears of anthrax in the mail running high, postal inspectors in St. Paul have given their colleagues a heads-up that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending out packages filled with white powder.

                                                                                  The Oxyclean household cleanser is being sent out in 1½-pound packages
                                                                                  with the return address 720 Winners Circle, St. Cloud, Minn.

                                                                                  "There's nothing to be alarmed about in that package," Inspector Jeanne Graupman said. She added: "Just the timing of it wasn't very good."

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                                                                                    • tenletters
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 2079
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Geez.. I gotta lighten up on my humor then, LOL.

                                                                                      Can't go around making people lose organs.
                                                                                      Originally posted by Rocky:
                                                                                      hehehehehehehehehe


                                                                                      oops, i think i just laughed out my spleen
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