FACT: Evel Knievel is more of a man than John Wayne

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    FACT: Evel Knievel is more of a man than John Wayne

    The man jumped over cars and trucks and buses on a motorcycle. It doesn't get much more hardcore than that. John Wayne just pretended to be a cowboy, while Evel Knievel was out there in the trenches entertaining millions by jumping fountains and JUMPING OVER A CANYON IN A ROCKET. Evel Knievel is king.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      Fuck Evel Knievel. John Wayne never needed two guys to hold someone down so he could beat him up with a baseball bat.

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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748
          #3
          I know evil kneivel's son, total loser... He is in sooo much fucking debt because of gambling that he has to do free shows at an indian casino (Sequim Bay's 7 Cedars) just to keep them off his ass.

          Funny though cuz right next to that Casino is the John Wayne Marina...

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872
              #4
              Originally posted by baddog
              Fuck Evel Knievel. John Wayne never needed two guys to hold someone down so he could beat him up with a baseball bat.
              Evel Knievel took on the Hell's Angels. John Wayne rode around on a horse for 15 minutes then went and sat in his trailer and had grapes fed to him by beautiful women on each and every one of his movie sets.

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872
                  #5
                  Originally posted by aico
                  I know evil kneivel's son, total loser... He is in sooo much fucking debt because of gambling that he has to do free shows at an indian casino (Sequim Bay's 7 Cedars) just to keep them off his ass.

                  Funny though cuz right next to that Casino is the John Wayne Marina...
                  Yeah, I saw him jump a bunch of cars at a local car dealership like 10 years ago.

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                      Evel Knievel took on the Hell's Angels.

                      Really? How so?


                      Doesn't change the fact that he had to have 2 guys hold a guy down so he could beat the crap out of him with a baseball bat.

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872
                          #7
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          Really? How so?


                          Doesn't change the fact that he had to have 2 guys hold a guy down so he could beat the crap out of him with a baseball bat.
                          Long story short a Hell's Angels member flicked him off and he took the guy out, then a riot broke out.

                          And the baseball bat thing, the guy wrote libelous stuff about him in the book that he wrote. He just got what was coming to him.

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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                              Long story short a Hell's Angels member flicked him off and he took the guy out, then a riot broke out.

                              And the baseball bat thing, the guy wrote libelous stuff about him in the book that he wrote. He just got what was coming to him.
                              Libelous? If it was libel he would have taken him to court instead of being arrested for assault.

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089
                                  #9
                                  and punching one HA hardly qualifies as taking on the HA

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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                      Libelous? If it was libel he would have taken him to court instead of being arrested for assault.
                                      Good point, but in most states the Evel Knievel justice system supercedes the American justice system. Unfortunately the state that the incident occured in had temporarily seceded from the United States but kept their laws, so the Evel Knievel clause wasn't in effect at the time of the alleged assault.

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                                        • Chio The Pirate
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 946
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                          Good point, but in most states the Evel Knievel justice system supercedes the American justice system. Unfortunately the state that the incident occured in had temporarily seceded from the United States but kept their laws, so the Evel Knievel clause wasn't in effect at the time of the alleged assault.


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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                              and punching one HA hardly qualifies as taking on the HA
                                              True, but since it was an organization known for their "all for one" type allegiance, taking on one is the same as taking on all, becuase if you start beef with one you've got beef with them all.

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                  True, but since it was an organization known for their "all for one" type allegiance, taking on one is the same as taking on all, becuase if you start beef with one you've got beef with them all.

                                                  Yeah, hence the riot.

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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                      Yeah, hence the riot.
                                                      So we're in agreement then.

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                                                        • Chio The Pirate
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 946
                                                          #15
                                                          YARGH! I don't know much about this whole Evel Vs. Hell's Angels business, but I do know Don Knotts could kick both John Wayne, and Evel's ass.

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                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 22872
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                              Don Knotts could kick both John Wayne, and Evel's ass.
                                                              I'm gonna beat you with a baseball bat for that comment.

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470
                                                                  #17
                                                                  re - ambushintervew #5

                                                                  cybercat

                                                                  http://www.ambushinterview.com/05/interview5.html

                                                                  Question #7
                                                                  How did you get started in motorcycle jumping, and can you discuss this aspect of your life?

                                                                  Needed something to do after mustering out of the service and it looked like the most lucrative without having to do a lot of work. Garnered a lot of interest as we started in Europe where motorcycles are more a means of ground transportation then airborne. Also loved the crowds and attention. Signed a lot of autographs on different parts of cute bodies.
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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Let there be no mistake, when I was 14 and 15 Evel was a huge idol to me. My doctor (Don Cortum) was his doctor. Cortum's son used to ride dirt bikes with us and had an old pair of Evel's leathers. To say we were extremely jealous would be a major understatement.

                                                                      When he stooped to that level in 76 or 77 he lost all respect. If he had just beat the guy up with a bat, it would have been one thing. To have one guy hold Saltman may have not been as bad, but two guys? Fuck him. Pussy.

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                          So we're in agreement then.
                                                                          I doubt he had the foresight to know that he was going to get ratpacked. Like Chio, I don't know what the end result of the "riot" was.

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                                                                            • Chio The Pirate
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 946
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                              I'm gonna beat you with a baseball bat for that comment.
                                                                              YARGH! I'm ready for anything


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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 16502
                                                                                  #21


                                                                                  John Wayne all the way

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                                                                                    • TexasDreams
                                                                                      former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 4700
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Evel KYARGHel once jumped 50 pirate ships, and without a helmet.



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                                                                                        • Theo The Theologian
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                          • 1099
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                          Evel KYARGHel once jumped 50 pirate ships, and without a helmet.

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                                                                                            • Joe Citizen
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 4552
                                                                                              #24


                                                                                              Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition, is scarring and hardening his lungs. He's recovering from a stroke and has diabetes. He's broken about 40 bones, is full of plates and titanium parts and is constantly in pain. Repeated concussions have affected his short-term memory.

                                                                                              The man who survived 300 perilous motorcycle jumps and once climbed into a rocket-powered cycle to fly over a canyon, now stays close to an oxygen tank, ingests 50 pills a day and sucks on lollipops that deliver fentanyl, a heavy-duty painkiller.
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                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                  re - ambushintervew #5

                                                                                                  cybercat

                                                                                                  http://www.ambushinterview.com/05/interview5.html

                                                                                                  Question #7
                                                                                                  How did you get started in motorcycle jumping, and can you discuss this aspect of your life?

                                                                                                  Needed something to do after mustering out of the service and it looked like the most lucrative without having to do a lot of work. Garnered a lot of interest as we started in Europe where motorcycles are more a means of ground transportation then airborne. Also loved the crowds and attention. Signed a lot of autographs on different parts of cute bodies.

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                                                                                                    • Axzar
                                                                                                      Random Jackass
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 1837
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I was in a bar in Atlanta a few years back when all of a sudden the band whipped int a rousing version of Born to Be Wild. Next thing you know they are introducing their old friend Evel.

                                                                                                      Now, Evel was my hero as a kid. I got goose bumps when he entered the room.

                                                                                                      He went up to the balcony and was drinkng beers with his new liver.

                                                                                                      I got to talk to him, but he would not sign an autograph.

                                                                                                      Today my opinion is that Evel is Evil.

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                                                                                                        • The Ghost
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                          • 12188
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          There's alot of 'he's said, she said stuff in this thread."

                                                                                                          Even my grandma says John Wayne is a pussy, who did everything possible to keep from serving in the military
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                                                                                                            • u-Bob
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                              • 33063
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                              Evel KYARGHel once jumped 50 pirate ships, and without a helmet.



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                                                                                                                • StimulMedia
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                                                                                                                  • May 2006
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                                  Evel KYARGHel once jumped 50 pirate ships, and without a helmet.
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                                                                                                                    • Gary - AWP
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                                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                                      • 78
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                      Evel Knievel took on the Hell's Angels. John Wayne rode around on a horse for 15 minutes then went and sat in his trailer and had grapes fed to him by beautiful women on each and every one of his movie sets.
                                                                                                                      Which perhaps makes him more of a men :-) If I had a choice in this then I´d prefer beautiful women feeding me stuff in my trailer but I have no trailer yet duh...
                                                                                                                      And again...15 minutes horse riding is enough for men...

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                                                                                                                        • Pure Evil
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                          • 1737
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                          I'm gonna beat you with a baseball bat for that comment.
                                                                                                                          you DO NOT want to incure the wrath of The Fife!


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