A girl and her boyfriend go to the local pub. When it's the girls turn
to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new
drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for
herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of
baileys, the other lime juice. She hands him the glasses and says "ok,
what you have to do is, you gotta swig the baileys, hold it in your
mouth for a few seconds, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit
dubious, but shes very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First
the baileys; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he
takes the lime juice. 1 second: The cream in the baileys curdles 3
seconds: Boyfriends face turns the color of the lime juice 5 seconds:
Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge He turns to his
girlfriend and asks what the drink is called to which she whispers in
his ear, "Blowjob Revenge!" <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">