I might be gay. :( - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#1

I might be gay. :(

07-24-2008, 12:19 AM

I've always said that only two kinds of people own macs. Hippies and faggots.

As it turns out I just got a Mac Pro. I run Vista on it because I still can't bring myself to use Mac software. It made me ill to walk into the MacMall in Santa Monica and buy one.

I sat in the shower for an hour trying to wash the gay off me. I don't ever want to suck a dick but if one fell in my mouth I wouldn't freak out like I used to.

And the worst part is... I actually stopped shaving. I didn't know why until just tonight. I'm turning into a MacHippie.

Soon, I'll be wearing berkinstocks and actually caring about sea creatures.

FFUUUUUUCCCKKK This sucks!!!!!!!

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Tags: None
munki

Do Fun Shit.

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 13393
Share

Post
#2

07-24-2008, 12:22 AM

4 horsemen just ran by... they are looking for you...

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#3

07-24-2008, 12:24 AM

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?
Comment
hypedough

Confirmed User

Join Date: Sep 2007

Posts: 3743
Share

Post
#4

07-24-2008, 12:24 AM

Another convert.... muahhahahahahaha!!!

Ricky D :: Hype Dough President | XBIZ.net | ICQ 172-939-826 AIM+Skype HypeDough | [NATS4]
Kayden420: ['09 '10 '11 XBIZ Nominee | Exclusive & HD] | ThePornScout: [Exclusive + Reality | Amateurs Want to Become Pornstars]
Comment
Jens Van Assterdam

The Dupre Pimp

Join Date: Feb 2008

Posts: 6677
Share

Post
#5

07-24-2008, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by baddog

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?

Read TOS for signature rules
Comment
munki

Do Fun Shit.

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 13393
Share

Post
#6

07-24-2008, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by baddog

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
Comment
moeloubani

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2007

Posts: 4235
Share

Post
#7

07-24-2008, 12:26 AM

fag

12345

edit: just kidding :D
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#8

07-24-2008, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by munki
Comment
RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#9

07-24-2008, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by munki

Yeah...
kinda how I feel.

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
Orgazilla

Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2008

Posts: 46
Share

Post
#10

07-24-2008, 12:35 AM

LOL wowwz
Comment
Daruma

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 3494
Share

Post
#11

07-24-2008, 12:37 AM

Welcome to the family - I just bought another 5 Mac Pro's today!!!

RIP TD
Comment
Violetta

Affiliate

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 28735
Share

Post
#12

07-24-2008, 03:15 AM

you are doomed!

M&A Queen
Comment
CunningStunt

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2006

Posts: 5594
Share

Post
#13

07-24-2008, 03:21 AM

I felt the same way when I started playing a PS3 after decades of pc gaming....at least mine was free with the Bravia TV
Comment
D Ghost

null

Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 9819
Share

Post
#14

07-24-2008, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by hypedough

Another convert.... muahhahahahahaha!!!
Comment
Joe BrainCash

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 2092
Share

Post
#15

07-24-2008, 05:59 AM

Mac attack? You're one of them now...

[email protected]
ICQ: 394.549.466
Comment
MichaelP

Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2003

Posts: 7123
Share

Post
#16

07-24-2008, 06:03 AM

Welcome to the dark side.. Muuuuhahhahahaha
Comment
squirtmaster

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 109
Share

Post
#17

07-24-2008, 06:09 AM

Richard Simmons just called.............

...... he wants his gayness back
Comment
Joe BrainCash

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 2092
Share

Post
#18

07-24-2008, 06:11 AM

Originally posted by squirtmaster

Richard Simmons just called.............

...... he wants his gayness back

[email protected]
ICQ: 394.549.466
Comment
tranza

ICQ: 197-556-237

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 57559
Share

Post
#19

07-24-2008, 06:13 AM

Hahaha...poor you...

I'm just a newbie.
Comment
Monique Niccole

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 5653
Share

Post
#20

07-24-2008, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by baddog

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?
Comment
TheDoc

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 13827
Share

Post
#21

07-24-2008, 06:17 AM

If you put Vista on it, why get a Mac? You should have just went with a Gateway Notebook or several other brands that simply dwarf the Mac Pro.

~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
It's all disambiguation
Comment
gornyhuy

Chafed.

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 18041
Share

Post
#22

07-24-2008, 07:05 AM

Way to overpay for crappy hardware and "design" for no apparent reason.

icq:159548293
Comment
gornyhuy

Chafed.

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 18041
Share

Post
#23

07-24-2008, 07:10 AM

icq:159548293
Comment
gornyhuy

Chafed.

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 18041
Share

Post
#24

07-24-2008, 07:11 AM

icq:159548293
Comment
gornyhuy

Chafed.

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 18041
Share

Post
#25

07-24-2008, 07:12 AM

icq:159548293
Comment
markdeboer

Registered User

Join Date: Jun 2008

Posts: 13
Share

Post
#26

07-24-2008, 07:13 AM

Last week I start to use the mac theme on my pc.... oops :9

Running your own business, I'm loving' it
Comment
tony286

lurker

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 57021
Share

Post
#27

07-24-2008, 07:58 AM

Redshoe I just got the call,there is a emergency meeting of the Vegas Editors Union. They are talking about revoking your membership, I will see what can do but doesnt look good.

It's funny Apple has this aura of being liberal and caring. Steve Jobs gives no money to charity. Bill Gates blows him away on that.
Comment
raven1083

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2007

Posts: 7687
Share

Post
#28

07-24-2008, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by munki

4 horsemen just ran by... they are looking for you...

lol! I agree with you!

Femdom Stories | Bound BBW Blog and Videos |Bondage Sex Videos and Pictures

Hardcore Japanese Bondage | BDSM Movies And Galleries Mistress Cuckold CBT
Comment
JP-pornshooter

Confirmed User

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 4007
Share

Post
#29

07-24-2008, 09:54 AM

you're not gay, just wannabe gay as you think its cool, happens alot to guys living around Hollywood.
if you were really gay, you would not have installed VISTA...ha ha

"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#30

07-24-2008, 09:59 AM

see what happens when you goto Trader Joes ...

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
Scott McD

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 67792
Share

Post
#31

07-24-2008, 10:00 AM

Those vids...

I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!
Comment
96ukssob

So Fucking Banananananas

Join Date: Mar 2003

Posts: 12991
Share

Post
#32

07-24-2008, 10:03 AM

i like my macbook pro and other apple products that i bought to seem cool to others and raise my self esteem that i am important enough to own these things

Email: Clicky on Me
Comment
BardMan

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2008

Posts: 315
Share

Post
#33

07-24-2008, 10:39 AM

wow fag....
Comment
RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#34

07-25-2008, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by TheDoc

If you put Vista on it, why get a Mac? You should have just went with a Gateway Notebook or several other brands that simply dwarf the Mac Pro.

8 core, the ability to switch over to Final Cut Pro, and the ability to add up to 32 gigs on the Mac side when I'm ready.

It is also a bit unprofessional of me to host clients and show them my laptop screen.

"Welcome clients, if you would please just huddle over my shoulders and I'll show you what you pay me the big bucks for... oh this little thing... it's my computer."

Fuck that noise. I want them to leave her feeling like I have a bigger dick.

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#35

07-25-2008, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

Way to overpay for crappy hardware and "design" for no apparent reason.

Cool thanks. The hardware was the main attraction. I've fucked with one too many PC cables in my life. Just ask "TheDirtyWhiteBoy" I built an 8 system box, from scratch, when he was here. The cables alone would give me nightmares.

When I added 2 more terabytes into this Mac, I was absolutely shocked to find there was no cables. I wasn't sure how it was going to work. I just slid the drive in, and bam it was ready to go. Totally shocked... I didn't find one fucking cable in that thing.

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
OG LennyT

Wall Street Pimp

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 14345
Share

Post
#36

07-25-2008, 12:40 AM

Welcome out of the closet

Tradeking - my online broker | 4.95 a trade | make real $$
Comment
RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#37

07-25-2008, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by tony404

Redshoe I just got the call,there is a emergency meeting of the Vegas Editors Union. They are talking about revoking your membership, I will see what can do but doesnt look good.

It's funny Apple has this aura of being liberal and caring. Steve Jobs gives no money to charity. Bill Gates blows him away on that.

1) I still use Vegas, no matter how much I tell you and everyone else her how much it fucking sucks. I still use it, so don't let that cat out of the bag.

2) I couldn't care less what people do or don't do with their money. I'm a capitalist with a capital C. If Gates wants to give it away, so be it. If Jobs wants to keep his, well fuck him, I should get a little something for buying this stupid thing.

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#38

07-25-2008, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by fartfly

see what happens when you goto Trader Joes ...

Fuck trader Joes. Nothing but hippies and faggots in there to. If my wife goes there I wait in the car. Fuck those hippies.

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment
RedShoe

赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 14831
Share

Post
#39

07-25-2008, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by BardMan

wow fag....

yeah.. I know.

SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX
Superheroes • Monsters • Robots
PM for details

For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise.

aka BonsHigh on Insta
Bonsai weed plants
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...