RedShoe

I've always said that only two kinds of people own macs. Hippies and faggots.

As it turns out I just got a Mac Pro. I run Vista on it because I still can't bring myself to use Mac software. It made me ill to walk into the MacMall in Santa Monica and buy one.

I sat in the shower for an hour trying to wash the gay off me. I don't ever want to suck a dick but if one fell in my mouth I wouldn't freak out like I used to.

And the worst part is... I actually stopped shaving. I didn't know why until just tonight. I'm turning into a MacHippie.

Soon, I'll be wearing berkinstocks and actually caring about sea creatures.


FFUUUUUUCCCKKK This sucks!!!!!!!

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