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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917
    #1

    Mc Hammer Is At The Pool. He Stole My Towel.

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    • Screaming
      I can change this!!!!!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18972
      #2
      he robbed your towel?

      go hammer go hammer!

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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218
          #3
          Go slap him

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787
              #4
              Obviously, **HE** can touch this.

              2c
              Celebs
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                • Web Lass
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 609
                  #5


                  I can't believe I actually owned that CD. *ashamed*
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                    • CuriousToyBoy
                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 16787
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Web Lass


                      I can't believe I actually owned that CD. *ashamed*
                      I still do.

                      Nothing to be ashamed of.. rocked the party in it's day.

                      Celebs
                      Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                        • hezochiah
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2006
                          • 807
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Web Lass


                          I can't believe I actually owned that CD. *ashamed*
                          Well, it's no Ice Ice Baby...

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940
                              #8
                              Go over and grab it from him, and say "This is MY towel, you can't touch this!"
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 16787
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                  Go over and grab it from him, and say "This is MY towel, you can't touch this!"
                                  It'll be OK, Hammer won't hurt them.

                                  Celebs
                                  Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                    • cranki
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 5162
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                      Go over and grab it from him, and say "This is MY towel, you can't touch this!"

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                                        • Web Lass
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 609
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                          Go over and grab it from him, and say "This is MY towel, you can't touch this!"
                                          [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

                                          Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

                                          http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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                                            • Web Lass
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 609
                                              #12
                                              My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
                                              Makes me say oh my Lord
                                              Thank you for blessing me
                                              With a mind to rhyme and two hot feet
                                              Feels good when you know you're down
                                              A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
                                              And I'm known as such
                                              And this is a beat uh you can't touch

                                              *dances*
                                              [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

                                              Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

                                              http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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                                                • NaughtyJulie
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 232
                                                  #13
                                                  This thread is cracking me up!

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                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 16787
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by NaughtyJulie
                                                      This thread is cracking me up!
                                                      "Pray" it finishes soon before we actually name every song on the album in a sentence context.

                                                      Celebs
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                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 7940
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                          "Pray" it finishes soon before we actually name every song on the album in a sentence context.

                                                          But as a joke thread subject, its too legit to quit now!
                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 16787
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                              But as a joke thread subject, its too legit to quit now!
                                                              And thanks to Steve Lightspeed for bringing in the next album and doubling our song choices !!!

                                                              Ha ha ah ah aha ha ah

                                                              Celebs
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                                                                • Web Lass
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                  • 609
                                                                  #17
                                                                  OH OH OH Yeah

                                                                  Here comes the hammer
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                                                                  Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

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                                                                    • Screaming
                                                                      I can change this!!!!!
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 18972
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Why do I see him going side to side in ballon pants in my mind.

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                                                                        • nico-t
                                                                          emperor of my world
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 29901
                                                                          #19
                                                                          when i do that special 'hammer slide' on the dance floor all the hoes stick on me like flies

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                                                                            • Web Lass
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                              • 609
                                                                              #20
                                                                              [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

                                                                              Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

                                                                              http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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                                                                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 16787
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Web Lass
                                                                                  OH OH OH Yeah

                                                                                  Here comes the hammer
                                                                                  Celebs
                                                                                  Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Web Lass
                                                                                      OH OH OH Yeah

                                                                                      Here comes the hammer
                                                                                      "Don't Stop"! (although I can't think of a way to work in the "Addams Groove" here). But "let's get it started", "its all good"! Now I'm "gaining momentum!" "Feel my power!"

                                                                                      C'mon CTB, "Don't fight the feelin'"...
                                                                                      Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-27-2006, 09:36 AM.
                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                          "Don't Stop"! (although I can't think of a way to work in the "Addams Groove" here). But "let's get it started", "its all good"! Now I'm "gaining momentum!" "Feel my power!"

                                                                                          C'mon CTB, "Don't fight the feelin'"...
                                                                                          Yeah, "thats what I said". "Keep on!" "Everything is alright", "He keeps doing great things for me!"

                                                                                          Just remember, "anything goes on the dancefloor", so "help the children!"
                                                                                          Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-27-2006, 09:40 AM.
                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                            • seeric
                                                                                              ..........
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 41917
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              i just bought some hard rock parachute pants in the gift shop, along with the 3rd pair of sunglasses for this weekend.

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                                                                                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 16787
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                  Yeah, "thats what I said". "Keep on!" "Everything is alright", "He keeps doing great things for me!"

                                                                                                  Just remember, "anything goes on the dancefloor", so "help the children!"
                                                                                                  Steve,

                                                                                                  You me, our respective CD collections and 4 bottle of red wine.

                                                                                                  An excellent recipe in the making.

                                                                                                  Celebs
                                                                                                  Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Ok, I hate drinking too much coffee. Tomorrow is "a brighter day". "Clap yo' hands", and try not to get any "on you face".

                                                                                                      ok this is ghey... they should have better when "they put me in the mix"

                                                                                                      "I hope things change"
                                                                                                      Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-27-2006, 09:45 AM.
                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          MC Hammer is fucking broke ... he NEEDS to steal your towel !
                                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 7940
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                              Steve,

                                                                                                              You me, our respective CD collections and 4 bottle of red wine.

                                                                                                              An excellent recipe in the making.


                                                                                                              Ok, "one mo time". "Nothing but love" bro. I'll see you next time you "Goin' up yonder." "Do not pass me by". I'll bring the wine. We'll "turn this mutha out", and go "bustin' loose", but first "I need that number."
                                                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                • Burridge
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                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 1186
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  NYC

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                                                                                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                      • 16787
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                      MC Hammer is fucking broke ... he NEEDS to steal your towel !
                                                                                                                      Isn't he a preacher now ?

                                                                                                                      Celebs
                                                                                                                      Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                                                                                        • BitchenBob
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                          • 417
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Burridge
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                                                                                                                            • Drake
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                              • 12508
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Let's get it started!

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                                                                                                                                    • mOrrI
                                                                                                                                      It's over there...
                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4208
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Can't touch this....
                                                                                                                                      Can't touch A1R3K towel...

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                                                                                                                                        • Ycaza
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 4290
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          holy shit I need to get over there, you still at the seminole hard rock? Ycaza time.
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                                                                                                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 22712
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                              MC Hammer is fucking broke ... he NEEDS to steal your towel !
                                                                                                                                              No, he's not. He's still a millionaire. Thanks to Jeeezus.
                                                                                                                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                                                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                                                                                • soulboy
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                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 663
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                  No, he's not. He's still a millionaire. Thanks to Jeeezus.
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                                                                                                                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 16787
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                      No, he's not. He's still a millionaire. Thanks to Jeeezus.
                                                                                                                                                      Is that proof God is a DJ ?

                                                                                                                                                      Celebs
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                                                                                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 23088
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          He's still alive?

                                                                                                                                                          I guess he really is 2 legit to quit

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                                                                                                                                                            • Malicious Biz
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 4575
                                                                                                                                                              #40



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                                                                                                                                                                • sickkittens
                                                                                                                                                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 25100
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  McHammer, is that a McRib?

                                                                                                                                                                  Isn't he just 'Hammer' now?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • seeric
                                                                                                                                                                      ..........
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 41917
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      yo i got carried out the club.,.....!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Hollywood376
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1154
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Web Lass
                                                                                                                                                                          My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
                                                                                                                                                                          Makes me say oh my Lord
                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you for blessing me
                                                                                                                                                                          With a mind to rhyme and two hot feet
                                                                                                                                                                          Feels good when you know you're down
                                                                                                                                                                          A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
                                                                                                                                                                          And I'm known as such
                                                                                                                                                                          And this is a beat uh you can't touch

                                                                                                                                                                          *dances*
                                                                                                                                                                          My, my, my, my where is my beach towell
                                                                                                                                                                          A1R3K can I use your's pal?
                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you for drying me
                                                                                                                                                                          With a wrinkled scrotum and two hot feet
                                                                                                                                                                          Feels good to lay in the sun
                                                                                                                                                                          Is that Lia Nineteen? got to get me some
                                                                                                                                                                          but it will be tough
                                                                                                                                                                          white girls anymore don't give me that much

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Quagmire
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Hammer
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I'll give it back when I'm done.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • kilotoons
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Poor Hammer, he used to be a rich mutha! Now he's just a poor brutha stealing your towel. Things change quick, don't they


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • J$tyle$
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 11500
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Hollywood376
                                                                                                                                                                                          My, my, my, my where is my beach towell
                                                                                                                                                                                          A1R3K can I use your's pal?
                                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you for drying me
                                                                                                                                                                                          With a wrinkled scrotum and two hot feet
                                                                                                                                                                                          Feels good to lay in the sun
                                                                                                                                                                                          Is that Lia Nineteen? got to get me some
                                                                                                                                                                                          but it will be tough
                                                                                                                                                                                          white girls anymore don't give me that much

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                                                                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 16787
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Hollywood376
                                                                                                                                                                                              My, my, my, my where is my beach towell
                                                                                                                                                                                              A1R3K can I use your's pal?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you for drying me
                                                                                                                                                                                              With a wrinkled scrotum and two hot feet
                                                                                                                                                                                              Feels good to lay in the sun
                                                                                                                                                                                              Is that Lia Nineteen? got to get me some
                                                                                                                                                                                              but it will be tough
                                                                                                                                                                                              white girls anymore don't give me that much
                                                                                                                                                                                              Brilliant !!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                              Celebs
                                                                                                                                                                                              Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Smack the shit out his grill
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