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ADL Colin · 03-06-2003, 11:18 AM

1. MYTH. Americans are stupid.

FACT. PEOPLE are stupid. Anyone that is different than me is stupid. Anyone that disagrees with me is stupid. Bush is stupid. Clinton was stupid. Saddam is stupid. Chiraq is stupid. Everyone is stupid, especially people that are different than you.

2. MYTH. Americans are really religious.

FACT. Americans aren't religious at all. We may be liars but we're not religious. I don't know a single person that has been to church in 20 years and I live in the South. The only Americans I have met that claim to believe in a god only say that to keep their parents happy. Census results? Lies. We're a Godless people. Trust me. People here don't pray anymore and we think "The Commandments" were a group of black guys that played music in the 70's. The only thing worshipped on Sundays in America is the NFL. You want religion? How about 40 million people celebrating touchdowns every Sunday (Except Bengals fans).

People in America think that the pope is a funny little man with a queer little hat.

3. MYTH. Americans are brainwashed by CNN.

FACT. We Americans are brainwashed by FOX now, not CNN. Americans stopped watching CNN in large numbers years ago. The only people that watch CNN anymore are people in Europe and a few other places. If you watch CNN and think you are getting American news, you are wrong. You're only getting the news CNN WANTS you to see. In fact, they're brainwashing YOU!

03-06-2003, 11:18 AM
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	The Three Greatest Myths about America 1. MYTH. Americans are stupid. FACT. PEOPLE are stupid. Anyone that is different than me is stupid. Anyone that disagrees with me is stupid. Bush is stupid. Clinton was stupid. Saddam is stupid. Chiraq is stupid. Everyone is stupid, especially people that are different than you. 2. MYTH. Americans are really religious. FACT. Americans aren't religious at all. We may be liars but we're not religious. I don't know a single person that has been to church in 20 years and I live in the South. The only Americans I have met that claim to believe in a god only say that to keep their parents happy. Census results? Lies. We're a Godless people. Trust me. People here don't pray anymore and we think "The Commandments" were a group of black guys that played music in the 70's. The only thing worshipped on Sundays in America is the NFL. You want religion? How about 40 million people celebrating touchdowns every Sunday (Except Bengals fans). People in America think that the pope is a funny little man with a queer little hat. 3. MYTH. Americans are brainwashed by CNN. FACT. We Americans are brainwashed by FOX now, not CNN. Americans stopped watching CNN in large numbers years ago. The only people that watch CNN anymore are people in Europe and a few other places. If you watch CNN and think you are getting American news, you are wrong. You're only getting the news CNN WANTS you to see. In fact, they're brainwashing YOU! __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink" Last edited by ADL Colin; 03-06-2003 at 11:55 AM..