Originally Posted by Socks

They should change their name to CENN, Cable Entertainment News Network... Selections from the Latest News and More News main lists of new "stories" on CNN, right now:

# No panic, financial planners say 42 min
# Ticker: Obama may be a socialist, McCain says
# Sky diver misses target, hits band Video
# Man counted calories, subtracted pounds
# iReport.com: Did you see Batman?
# CNNMoney: Top 25 places for singles
# Shark jumps into surfing photos
# Yikes! 8 ft. snake found in laundry
# Fat, floppy bellies win this contest
# Nine weird ingredients in makeup
# Jimi Hendrix featured in 'Guitar Hero'
# 'Office's' Dwight has very, very good day