N00b webmasters!!! Lesson number ONE !!!

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  • Pics Traffic
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    • Jun 2004
    • 3055

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    N00b webmasters!!! Lesson number ONE !!!

    Do NOT! And I repeat DO NOT try editing any php, perl, java code while being intoxicated. It will bite you in your ass like it just did me. I was trying to edit template file and fucked it all up. Now, I have to wait till tomorrow morning to fix it up.
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  • DBS.US
    Geo Cities
    • Aug 2003
    • 11843

    #2
    #2 Make back up copy's of everything
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    • Pics Traffic
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      • Jun 2004
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      #3
      yes, that too
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      • st0ned
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        • Mar 2007
        • 8437

        #4
        So you are calling yourself a n00b after being on this board since 04? Hmm, something doesn't seem right.
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        • broke
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          • Aug 2003
          • 4501

          #5
          Originally posted by st0ned
          Hmm, something doesn't seem right.
          I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.
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          • mikeyddddd
            Viva la vulva!
            • Mar 2003
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            #6


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            • Pics Traffic
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              • Jun 2004
              • 3055

              #7
              Originally posted by st0ned
              So you are calling yourself a n00b after being on this board since 04? Hmm, something doesn't seem right.
              Ah, no. I’m just telling what they shouldn’t be doing when they get old enough to drink. Are you old enough to drink, son?
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              • Pics Traffic
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                • Jun 2004
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                #8
                Originally posted by broke
                I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.
                I don’t think he knows what that means
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                • mrkris
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                  • May 2005
                  • 2737

                  #9
                  subversion and git are your friends.

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                  • GAMEFINEST
                    Make STACK$
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 14478

                    #10
                    learned that a long time ago hommie
                    Compound interest.

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                    • st0ned
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                      • Mar 2007
                      • 8437

                      #11
                      Originally posted by broke
                      I'd agree... I think it's your obtuseness.
                      This is for you:

                      Originally posted by MOCKBA
                      Ah, no. I?m just telling what they shouldn?t be doing when they get old enough to drink. Are you old enough to drink, son?
                      I guess I shouldn't have made the assumption that a seasoned webmaster would be able to accomplish the task without complications whether under the influence or not.

                      Originally posted by MOCKBA
                      I don?t think he knows what that means
                      I would bet money that you looked up the definition yourself.
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                      • webcams_scotchie
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                        • Jun 2008
                        • 117

                        #12
                        Yep..I've been there man. For some reason I thought half a bottle of Jamesons would make me a far superior programmer(who can walk the line of not backing up) than I actually am.
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                        • Bliz
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                          • Sep 2001
                          • 316

                          #13
                          I used to code perl through the night while drinking and smoking on occasion. It was interesting to see what I woke up with the next day. Sometimes I would wake fresh to find some really cool features with only a couple bugs to work out. Others I would spend days figuring out what I had done, what files had been changed, and how to fix a broken down site. Destroyed quite a few databases too.

                          It would probably amaze to know how many webmasters work, and get real shit done while on different "intoxicants".

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                          • Socks
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                            • May 2002
                            • 8475

                            #14
                            cp file file.date
                            vi file

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                            • mrkris
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                              • May 2005
                              • 2737

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Socks
                              cp file file.date
                              vi file
                              You're fired. Get off my internet.

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                              • Socks
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 8475

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mrkris
                                You're fired. Get off my internet.
                                How would you do it?

                                PS: You have 3 scrolling frames on your website, Netscape 2 is calling

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                                • polle54
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 4626

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mrkris
                                  subversion and git are your friends.
                                  Yeah subversion for sure.

                                  I use assembla.com for my middle sized projects they have Track/SVN support as well so you can have your repository there.
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                                  • mrkris
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                                    • May 2005
                                    • 2737

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Socks
                                    How would you do it?

                                    PS: You have 3 scrolling frames on your website, Netscape 2 is calling
                                    Three scrolling frames? The only site in my sig I own is adultapi, and its a temporary page until my designer gets me what I need.

                                    I would use subversion for tracking changes.

                                    Code:
                                    kris@core:/var/www/mysite$ svn diff app/models/topic.rb 
                                    Index: app/models/topic.rb
                                    ===================================================================
                                    --- app/models/topic.rb	(revision 13)
                                    +++ app/models/topic.rb	(working copy)
                                    @@ -10,6 +10,6 @@
                                       named_scope :parents, :conditions => [ 'parent_id IS NULL' ]
                                       
                                       def self.recent(limit = 5)
                                    -    find(:all, :limit => limit)
                                    +    parents.find(:all, :limit => limit)
                                       end
                                    -end
                                    \ No newline at end of file
                                    +end
                                    kris@core:/var/www/mysite$

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                                    • mrkris
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                                      • May 2005
                                      • 2737

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by polle54
                                      Yeah subversion for sure.

                                      I use assembla.com for my middle sized projects they have Track/SVN support as well so you can have your repository there.
                                      I just host Trac on my dev server. I don't like other places having access to my work.

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                                      • Pics Traffic
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                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 3055

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by st0ned
                                        I would bet money that you looked up the definition yourself.
                                        you’d bet on Mike Tyson in his prime, would you?
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                                        • Pics Traffic
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                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 3055

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Socks
                                          cp file file.date
                                          vi file
                                          I use ~.bkup.date schema
                                          Not today.. Not a big deal. Site is not live yet.
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                                          • ilbb
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                                            • May 2005
                                            • 3025

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DBS.US
                                            #2 Make back up copy's of everything
                                            #3 - try restoring from your backups

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                                            • Violetta
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                                              • Jul 2004
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                                              #23
                                              intoxicated? haha
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                                              • brandonstills
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                                                • Dec 2007
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                                                #24
                                                that's what undo is for

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                                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                                  Now choke yourself!
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 12085

                                                  #25
                                                  Fuck anybody using git and subversion.

                                                  I took the time to use CVS, I'm damn well using CVS.

                                                  ..unless there's more than 5 people on the project; then it's time to go to subversion.

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