Just to keep it light in here...
For newbies that don't know all the technical terms, I'll repost a bit from my handy "newbie dictionary".
If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites....
Making a trial sale = she gives you a hand job
Making a full sale = getting laid
Upsell = You get to use the poop chute too
Getting a cross sell = she lets your friend fuck her too, now he owes you a 3some with his chick
One-click crosssell = introducing her to your friend, while she's naked in your bed, before she cums
Prechecked cross sell = all your friends fuck her after she passes out
CCbill scrub = Ron is there handing out brochures about promiscuity and STDS
Low CCbill scrub = Ron points out all the slutty chicks
High CCbill scrub = Ron tells everyone you have VD
CCbill and Epoch share the negative scrub list = all the infected chicks in the bar are clearly marked
You have freaky, kinky, crazy, interracial sex = CCbill pays via Epassporte
For newbies that don't know all the technical terms, I'll repost a bit from my handy "newbie dictionary".
If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites....
Making a trial sale = she gives you a hand job
Making a full sale = getting laid
Upsell = You get to use the poop chute too
Getting a cross sell = she lets your friend fuck her too, now he owes you a 3some with his chick
One-click crosssell = introducing her to your friend, while she's naked in your bed, before she cums
Prechecked cross sell = all your friends fuck her after she passes out
CCbill scrub = Ron is there handing out brochures about promiscuity and STDS
Low CCbill scrub = Ron points out all the slutty chicks
High CCbill scrub = Ron tells everyone you have VD
CCbill and Epoch share the negative scrub list = all the infected chicks in the bar are clearly marked
You have freaky, kinky, crazy, interracial sex = CCbill pays via Epassporte





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