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  • TampaToker
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 5828

    #1

    Dear John Letter

    I could see this happening in are type of biz

    To my darling husband......

    Dear John,

    I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your IBM computer entered our lives two years ago.

    The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head are very realistic. You would be proud of him.

    Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out.

    I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was delighted to discover that it really is more fun. Lars--I mean Mr. Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest in my career and has become a good friend to us all. I have discovered that the household chores are much easier since I realized that you don't mind being vacuumed around, although that feather duster does make you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure that the painters cut air holes in the drop cloth so you wouldn't smother. Well, dear, I must be going. Uncle Lars - Mr. Swenson, I mean, is taking us all on a ski trip and there is packing to do. I have hired a housekeeper to take care of thing while we are away. She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and bring your meals to your desk, -just the way you like it. I hope you and IBM have a lovely time while we are gone.

    Tommy, Jen and I think of you often - try to remember us while your disks are booting.

    Love, Mary.
    Icq 247-742-205
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    My name is John. Fureal......

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    • TampaToker
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 5828

      #3
      Originally posted by BoyAlley
      My name is John. Fureal......
      So is mine thats what it hit so close
      Icq 247-742-205

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      • 2HousePlague
        CURATOR
        • Jul 2004
        • 14572

        #4
        Hi, I just wanted to post in your thread --



        2hp
        tada!

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          This was definitly the most useless read in my whole existence
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • BusterBunny
            perverted justice decoy
            • Aug 2005
            • 19291

            #6
            my thoughts on this thread

            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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            • marketsmart
              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
              • Dec 2004
              • 20419

              #7
              Originally posted by BusterBunny
              that guy must have to wear depends since his spinchter is gutted..

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              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                North Coast Pimp
                • Dec 2005
                • 9395

                #8
                Originally posted by BusterBunny

                What the fuck is that? lol

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                • Barefootsies
                  Choice is an Illusion
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 42635

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                  This was definitly the most useless read in my whole existence


                  True dat

                  Should You Email Your Members?

                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                  Enough Said.

                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                  • Screaming
                    I can change this!!!!!
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18972

                    #10
                    well that was decent.

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                    • BluewireAngie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 4643

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                      makes me sick
                      Web Design & Programming - Creative Mainstream Style Web Design and Programming PORTFOLIO
                      Custom Cartoons - High Quality Cartoon Studio PORTFOLIO
                      Offshore Staff - Save Money & Grow Faster With Dedicated Offshore Staff PRICING

                      ICQ:282-072-512

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                      • rowan
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 17393

                        #12
                        This needs to be pulled into the 2000's... disks booting? IBM computer? Most of us (who are old enough) haven't used those since the late 80s.

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                        • czarina
                          Webmaster Extraordinaire
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 10751

                          #13
                          how boring. Sorry, but that wasn't funny. I'm still waiting for the punch line

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                          • RhiannonAPM
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 728

                            #14
                            I should send one of those to my so called boyfriend...lol.
                            ICQ---257-820-736

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                            • Th!nk
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 6996

                              #15
                              Buster Bunny..you sig is really disturbing

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                              • TampaToker
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2006
                                • 5828

                                #16
                                Originally posted by czarina
                                how boring. Sorry, but that wasn't funny. I'm still waiting for the punch line

                                It wasn't ment to be funny. More of a wakeup call to some folks. I seen a few people go divorce because they focused so much time on there biz....
                                Icq 247-742-205

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