Why Do Dogs Hump Things?

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  • Blazed
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2006
    • 1701

    #1

    Why Do Dogs Hump Things?

    My dog tries to hump my leg all the time or if im laying down even my shoulder, but the stupid thing has never had sex so how does it know what humping is? Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg?
  • DixieDash
    Confirmed User
    • May 2008
    • 339

    #2
    I used to have some girl toy poodles that acted like that. It grossed me out. I don't know maybe it feels good for them. Why do people hump things
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    • czarina
      Webmaster Extraordinaire
      • Jul 2002
      • 10751

      #3
      same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94045

        #4
        Originally posted by czarina
        same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.
        ... Thread closed.

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        • candyflip
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          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          It's a dominance thing. They're trying to put you in your place and show you that they're in charge.

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          • Amber Kelly
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            • Jun 2008
            • 47

            #6
            Why do guys hump things.... They just want to get off
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            • borked
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              • Feb 2005
              • 6284

              #7
              Originally posted by Blazed
              Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg?
              I think she's trying to let you know what you should do


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              • sniperwolf
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                • Mar 2005
                • 17743

                #8
                Just practicing?
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                • Tom_PM
                  Porn Meister
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 16443

                  #9
                  Originally posted by czarina
                  same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.
                  Watching tv, standing in the kitchen, laying in bed, sitting in a chair, walking from the kitchen to the chair, sleeping, shopping, taking out the garbage...
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                  • Peaches
                    Old broad
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 13933

                    #10
                    My oldest neutered male has done the dominance humping of the other dogs since I got him 11 years ago. He never has humped anything else and even now with his hindlegs completely disabled, he will still try to hump the other dogs using the dog he's humping to prop him up ;) Then the other dog walks away and he falls over. I get amused so easily.........

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                    • G-Rotica
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 4258

                      #11
                      total dominance thing. Hump him, and show him who's boss.

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                      • Kudles
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5477

                        #12
                        Because they are stupid
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                        • Spunky
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Males must mate,I'd penetrate a rattle snake if I could hold it down

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                          • Some Guy
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                            • Dec 2001
                            • 1750

                            #14
                            It's not a dominance issue. They're just horny, and even if they've never had sex before, it's an innate part of their nature. Kind of like how spiders know how to spin a perfect web without ever having been taught. It's just hardwired into their genetics.

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