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  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677

    #1

    Online Recepts? Do you Cook? Help a Man out!

    Since my girl packed their bags and went back to her home country, i am eating only crap! Fastfood, burgers, pizza and that stuff. I go to eat lunch / dinner every day and its getting expensive after a certain amount of weeks/month.
    I cant cook at all and i dont feel like learning it but i have to do it someday, so iam looking for some real simple recepts. Something that goes fast and easy. Can be healthy but thats no must. I dont get fat because i bang a lot of school girls and get raped by my black friends from time to time, so calorines arent an issue. Let me know if you know some good site regarding recepts and stuff.

    If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details. (amsterdam area)
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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #2
    Get a nintendo DS and the cookery program...


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    • czarina
      Webmaster Extraordinaire
      • Jul 2002
      • 10752

      #3
      my favorite cooking website is recipezaar.com, and their easy recipes section is pretty decent: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/5-or-less-ingredients
      check it out, and good luck!

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      • Jens Van Assterdam
        The Dupre Pimp
        • Feb 2008
        • 6677

        #4
        Originally posted by czarina
        my favorite cooking website is recipezaar.com, and their easy recipes section is pretty decent: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/5-or-less-ingredients
        check it out, and good luck!
        Thanks, but i coudnt hold back Dying a slow death..

        BROOKLYN STYLE
        Tomatensaus, 3 soorten kaas; Mozzarella, Rode Cheddar, Hollandse Goudse en pepperoni.
        Pan pizza 25cm
        1x ?10.75

        Coca-Cola
        petfles 0,5 ltr
        1x ?1.95
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        • MichelleB
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 1146

          #5
          Jambalayla
          2 Tbles oil
          3/4 c chopped onions
          3/4 c chopped celery
          2 cloves garlic
          2 bay leaves
          2 c white rice
          5 c chicken broth
          1 can crushed tomatoes
          whatever kind of meat you want or seafood
          Salt and red pepper to your taste


          heat oil in a large skillet, add onions and celery till translucent, add all other ingredients, bring too a boil then simmer with a lid on for about a half hour, stir once in awhile.

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          • Tom_PM
            Porn Meister
            • Feb 2005
            • 16443

            #6
            George Forman grill. Boneless skinless chicken breast. Digital thermometer with probe. Jam probe into fattest part of chicken. Grill until 165 degrees f. Eat.
            43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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            • tranza
              ICQ: 197-556-237
              • Jun 2003
              • 57559

              #7
              You shold take a diet!
              I'm just a newbie.

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              • Sly
                Let's do some business!
                • Sep 2004
                • 31376

                #8
                I set up a recipe site lately with recipes and tips that we use at my house. Grab me on ICQ and I will give you the link so you can check out a couple of great simple recipes. We try to keep things pretty simple and yet they taste amazing.
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                • Agent 488
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 22511

                  #9
                  recepts ?

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                  • O MARINA
                    I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 13796

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

                    If someone can recommend a maid that cleans, cooks, irons and all that stuff, feel free to forward me her contact details. (amsterdam area)




                    Dirty F can cook

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                    • sniperwolf
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 17743

                      #11
                      Visit http://www2.kitchenomics.com/
                      ~Accepting design works~

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                      • LeRoy
                        Porn Pusher
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 13364

                        #12
                        Here you go Jen Van Amsterdam. This is my favorite recipe.

                        Cook some ground beef and throw some salsa in. Cook the whole pound for some leftovers.

                        Wrap a tortilla around it.

                        Add some cheese and guacamole .

                        Beer optional but highly recommended.

                        Here's what you get:




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                        • CheeseFrog
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 1724

                          #13
                          Go to youtube and search for anything by Alton Brown or his show "Good Eats".

                          /thread
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                          • Jens Van Assterdam
                            The Dupre Pimp
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 6677

                            #14
                            Originally posted by D2222
                            Here you go Jen Van Amsterdam. This is my favorite recipe.

                            Cook some ground beef and throw some salsa in. Cook the whole pound for some leftovers.

                            Wrap a tortilla around it.

                            Add some cheese and guacamole .

                            Beer optional but highly recommended.

                            Here's what you get:




                            I think I missed my calling

                            Now we are talking!
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