Go to McDonalds, cut off the corners. Stick the whole thing in grease. Microwave 15 seconds. Put small bits of onion onto. Give it another 15 seconds. Consume.
Go to McDonalds, cut off the corners. Stick the whole thing in grease. Microwave 15 seconds. Put small bits of onion onto. Give it another 15 seconds. Consume.
Aaaahahahaha!
It's just not the same! Plus, Krystal burgers can clean out you colon!
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Funny how things go but back when I was 19 and weighed all of 180lbs, I ate 25 krystals in 1 sitting (yea, it was to impress a girl who said i couldn't)
now i weigh 300 and have a hard time putting down 10
Dangerous Dan's (accross from Jilly's stip club) Queen St E. Toronto
So, Bama (and people this cat digs his nitrates) D Dan's offers what you see here,
all in all it's 24 oz of arterial thickening badness that you just must have.
Quadruple C
"Collosal Colon Clogger Combo"
24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Also comes with a large shake (flavor of your choice) and a small poutine.
Only $ 22.99
(grock said reference to a 'small' poutine....only a pig needs a large basket of fries, eh?
(and for desert)
The Beast $ 13.95
1 Deep Fried Mars Bar
6 Deep Fried Cheesecake Triangles
6 Deep Fried Brownie Squares
2 Scoops of Vanilla Whip Cream
2 Scoops of Chocolate Syrup
2 Scoops of Chocolate Chips
never heard of them, but they can't possibly be THAT much better than other burger chains (I don't mean McD or Burger King, but there are plenty of other good local joints in every area)
So, Bama (and people this cat digs his nitrates) D Dan's offers what you see here, all in all it's 24 oz of arterial thickening badness that you just must have.
Holy hell - that's a burger. I be when you're eating that you can feel the grease dribble down the back of your throat!
What makes Krystal burgers so good tho is that they're small - 2 bites and you're on to the next one!
Krystal's are one of the things I look forward to on my trips back to Memphis a few times a year. Just got back a few days ago but sadly, wasn't able to get any Krystal's this time around. Us southern boys are raised on Krystal's
Krystal's are one of the things I look forward to on my trips back to Memphis a few times a year. Just got back a few days ago but sadly, wasn't able to get any Krystal's this time around. Us southern boys are raised on Krystal's
When we lived in Savannah there was a Krystal on the way home from church. Krystals every Sunday ;)
(and I wonder why I have weight problem..........)
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