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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Ever get a chick naked for the first time, and realize you

    just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?


    Some chicks =
  • sicone
    Retired
    • Jan 2004
    • 18453

    #2
    Just fuck her in the ass and send her on her way

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    • qxm
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 5970

      #3
      dat ugly uh? ..... have her turn around and bang her ass instead...........if u deffo can't do shit with her tell her you might be gay....... that might be a better way out instead of telling her: "your pussy disgusts me! hide dat shit b4 I puke!" ......

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      • Veronica
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 159

        #4
        Originally posted by Davey Jones
        just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?


        Some chicks =
        Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about ALL chicks... call me straight, but I say they can eat me and then get the fuck out...

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        • banglacash
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2008
          • 1676

          #5
          y? really stinky pussy?

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
            • 28301

            #6
            Originally posted by qxm
            .if u deffo can't do shit with her tell her you might be gay.......
            That's a short-sighted view. She would tell all her friends, and your chances of scoring with them diminish greatly.

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            • tony299
              lurker
              • Aug 2002
              • 57021

              #7
              Met a girl on telepersonals,we spoke on a phone. I worked nights at the time, she says come over after work. So in the middle night I go to her trailer in the middle of a field. She is actually very cute, very tall. We start making out on her bed in the dark. I take off her t shirt,panties and lay her on her stomach. I start kissing my way up her long legs got to her ass and was greeted with strong smell of shit. It killed the mood for me, said something about having to go home and left.

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              • aztecboi2003
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 1155

                #8
                Originally posted by tony404
                Met a girl on telepersonals,we spoke on a phone. I worked nights at the time, she says come over after work. So in the middle night I go to her trailer in the middle of a field. She is actually very cute, very tall. We start making out on her bed in the dark. I take off her t shirt,panties and lay her on her stomach. I start kissing my way up her long legs got to her ass and was greeted with strong smell of shit. It killed the mood for me, said something about having to go home and left.
                Dude maybe you could have asked her if you and her could take a shower together, make up some shit about how it's sexy and all. I ate a chicks pussy and then rolled her over to eat her ass, I got a brief whiff and just kissed all over her ass and fucked her.
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                • Veronica
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                  • May 2006
                  • 159

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aztecboi2003
                  Dude maybe you could have asked her if you and her could take a shower together, make up some shit about how it's sexy and all. I ate a chicks pussy and then rolled her over to eat her ass, I got a brief whiff and just kissed all over her ass and fucked her.
                  Yes! A shower! I like washing my boys, then I know they're clean and smell like soaps not sweats!

                  As for Ms Stinky Ass, fuck her. I mean.... Oh, nevermind...

                  I'd shower for a boy like you

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                  • marketsmart
                    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 20419

                    #10
                    doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                      doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

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                      • Kudles
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5477

                        #12
                        Umm no! Just stick it in
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                        • mynameisjim
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 2985

                          #13
                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                          doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...
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                          • lacuna
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 1950

                            #14
                            Oh man, this thread is killing me...

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                            • bloggingseo
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                              • May 2007
                              • 1793

                              #15
                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                              doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...


                              Thanks for that!

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                              • million
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 789

                                #16
                                aggrrr smell of shit, the same happened to me once, I remember I just gave her a kiss and fucked her, I would never stick my tongue on a shitty ass
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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67798

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                  doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...
                                  And i thought skidmarks would scare off anybody. Oh well i was wrong...


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                                  • Martin
                                    "Assassins"
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 17278

                                    #18
                                    My rule is "if you can't eat it, don't beat it"

                                    BTW if you plan to eat out her ass a shower is a must!! Always a chance of that.

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                                    • shekinah
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                                      • May 2006
                                      • 8452

                                      #19
                                      lol asked her to shit first before fucking!:D

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                                      • acmg
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 36

                                        #20
                                        Yeah, I think we all have had that happen atleast once.

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                                        • MandyBlake
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 17761

                                          #21
                                          this is groossss lol
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                                          • zanderkane
                                            Registered User
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 36

                                            #22
                                            Shit, I was with an black girl once and everything was going great until I was about to go have myself some pink taco and I got it with the nastiest smell ever.
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                                            • gotorun69
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jun 2008
                                              • 35

                                              #23
                                              WARTS!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                              • JamesK
                                                hi
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 16731

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...
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                                                • payd2purv
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 2727

                                                  #25
                                                  The woman I deal with would never allow themselves to leave the house with a stank.

                                                  and when they do stank it smells like roses.

                                                  so yah.

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                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 51460

                                                    #26
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                                                    • SomeCreep
                                                      :glugglug
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 26118

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                      just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?


                                                      Some chicks =
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                                                      • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                        doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...
                                                        I just threw up...

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                                                        • Poindexterity
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                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 882

                                                          #29
                                                          only once.
                                                          i was on acid at the time, and i felt really bad,
                                                          cause id basically been telling her i was gonna
                                                          burble it for the whole evening up till then.
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                                                          • nAtuRaLbEautY
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 6107

                                                            #30
                                                            shower before fucking is still the best. take your time and let her clean everything for you.
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                                                            • Violetta
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 28735

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                              doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...
                                                              hehehe

                                                              Im not very picky either!
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