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  • Laguna Beach Babe
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 26

    #1

    Do men not know to wipe front to back?

    I can't tell you how many times I've gone down on a guy and his testicular region smelled horrible. Like they were wiping ass from back to front and smearing it all over their assneck and nutsack. Dear god will you please wash extra hard and wipe front to back?
  • OG LennyT
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    • Jun 2003
    • 14345

    #2
    good advice I suppose.....
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    • GregA
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      • Mar 2006
      • 107

      #3
      I know since I watched jersy girl :P I always have but i didnt know it was so important for girls :P
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      • rants
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2006
        • 654

        #4
        Yo, do you know LC, Stephen and Kristin Cavalleri from "Laguna Beach"??

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        • Mary Smerillo
          I do not recommend anything in my signature.
          • May 2006
          • 19

          #5
          Originally posted by GregA
          I know since I watched jersy girl :P I always have but i didnt know it was so important for girls :P
          Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, and then wash again.

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          • CDSmith
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            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            You're definitely going down on the wrong types of guys.

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            • Bdiddy
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              • Mar 2006
              • 2456

              #7
              So that's why my parents taught me front to back!
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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                I guess ass-to-mouth is out of the question then?
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                • Neo_Maven
                  New owner of GFY
                  • May 2006
                  • 42

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  You're definitely going down on the wrong types of guys.

                  :D
                  So you are saying that the guys you suck off don't stink? What is their secret? You homo!!!!!!!!!!!

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                  • King Adam
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 5408

                    #10
                    I'm extra clean. After I shit and wipe, I use one of those baby wipes to clean out the whole area.

                    I hate going down on a stinky girl so I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on a stinky guy.

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                    • rants
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 654

                      #11
                      I don't care about men wiping front to back or from their asses to their heads..

                      I only care about "Laguna Beach". Your nick says your from there, have you seen the LB kids around? I know Kristen's in LA now going clubbing every other night and trying to be a starfucker... Did you see the filming or anything? I am obsessed with that fucken show.

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                      • OG LennyT
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 14345

                        #12
                        Originally posted by King Adam
                        I'm extra clean. After I shit and wipe, I use one of those baby wipes to clean out the whole area.

                        I hate going down on a stinky girl so I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on a stinky guy.

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860

                          #13
                          Shower after you shit. Problem solved.
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Neo_Maven
                            So you are saying that the guys you suck off don't stink? What is their secret? You homo!!!!!!!!!!!
                            ha ha...no,

                            I'm saying I keep my ass smelling like a pink tea rose blowing in an evening breeze.


                            And you're a homo for thinking otherwise.
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                            • madawgz
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 30509

                              #15
                              the fuck, the guy went down on isnt normal...
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                              • Dagwolf
                                President of Canada
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 23141

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                ha ha...no,

                                I'm saying I keep my ass smelling like a pink tea rose blowing in an evening breeze.


                                And you're a homo for thinking otherwise.
                                I can just take your word for that, right?
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                                • babsy
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 282

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                  Shower after you shit. Problem solved.
                                  Don't let girls give you head. Problem solved.

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                    I can just take your word for that, right?
                                    NO. Now that you know, you must come sniff.

                                    Oh yes, you must.
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                                    • Jarmusch
                                       
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 12479

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by punkworld
                                      Shower after you shit. Problem solved.
                                      Good option, if you take a portable shower with you everywhere you go.

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                                      • CDSmith
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 51460

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by babsy
                                        Don't let girls give you head. Problem solved.
                                        "mm, I'm gonna suck you off.."

                                        "Uh, okay hang on while I go wash the shit off my taint"


                                        Damn, you're right. That would be embarassing. :D
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                                        • King Adam
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                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 5408

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dvd316
                                          Jesus... more info than I cared to read
                                          Sorry .. at least it was clean and not that gross.

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                                          • soulbleed
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                                            • Oct 2005
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                                            #22
                                            lol @ the word assneck. thats a new one.

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                                            • Libertine
                                              sex dwarf
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 17860

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                              Good option, if you take a portable shower with you everywhere you go.
                                              Just eat your fibers and be a regular man.
                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 58202

                                                #24
                                                Tell the dudes to wash their balls and ass cracks before you go down on them ;)


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                                                • p1mpdogg
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                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • p1mpdogg
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                                                    • Nov 2002
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • I LOVE Little Brown Asses
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                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 1047

                                                      #27
                                                      i'll wash my asshole before you blow me if you shave your legs before we fuck.

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                                                      • Zester
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 5344

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Laguna Beach Babe
                                                        I can't tell you how many times I've gone down on a guy and his testicular region smelled horrible. Like they were wiping ass from back to front and smearing it all over their assneck and nutsack. Dear god will you please wash extra hard and wipe front to back?
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                                                        • potter
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 6559

                                                          #29
                                                          because when i wipe my ass i drag the shit stained toilet paper an extra two-three inches past my asshole onto my nut sack, i tried wiping the other direction, but then there is shit all up on my lower back

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                                                          • hezochiah
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 807

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by rants
                                                            I don't care about men wiping front to back or from their asses to their heads..

                                                            I only care about "Laguna Beach". Your nick says your from there, have you seen the LB kids around? I know Kristen's in LA now going clubbing every other night and trying to be a starfucker... Did you see the filming or anything? I am obsessed with that fucken show.

                                                            We want some fucken gossip!!!!
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