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  • Nydahl
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    • Sep 2002
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    #1

    If you believe in Jesus Christ you should

    go and rent "LIFE OF BRIAN" movie by Monty Python - maybe you wake up then.

    Have seen that again yesterday and its probably the best way how to say that all that jesus , bible , religion and churches comedy is just "BIGGEST LIE OF ALL TIMES"
    Last edited by Nydahl; 05-22-2006, 01:58 PM.
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  • Violetta
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    • Jul 2004
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    #2
    Hehe... I watch that movie every now and then! Love it!!!!!
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    • Nydahl
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      • Sep 2002
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      #3
      Originally posted by Rockatansky
      Hehe... I watch that movie every now and then! Love it!!!!!
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      • Dagwolf
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        • Sep 2003
        • 23141

        #4
        I love Monty Python movies. Mel Brooks too... "History of the World", "Blazing Saddles", "Spaceballs"...
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        • NemesiS876
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          • May 2006
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          #5
          I'm a wake i'm a wake

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          • Nydahl
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            • Sep 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by NemesiS876
            I'm a wake i'm a wake
            so am I man so am I
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            • MasterCore
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              • May 2006
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              #7
              Right now Life Of Brian is on our weeking rotation of movies, along with the rest of the python movies. The Holy Grail is top of the pile for the morning. Best way I know to remind myself not to take the bullshit seriously. That and the Cheeck & Chong movies.

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              • czarina
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                • Jul 2002
                • 10751

                #8
                I have seen a few of the python movies, but I have not seen that one. I may try and get a copy though.

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                • Wiggles
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                  • May 2004
                  • 14423

                  #9
                  haha that movie rocks, monty python is the best!
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                  • Nydahl
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                    • Sep 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by czarina
                    I have seen a few of the python movies, but I have not seen that one. I may try and get a copy though.
                    my mother is fan of Monty Python and she has full collection - all they ever made.
                    I consider this movie as thier best
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                    • MaddCaz
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                      • Mar 2006
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                      #11
                      Dogma kinda does that too

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                      • hezochiah
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                        • May 2006
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nydahl
                        my mother is fan of Monty Python and she has full collection - all they ever made.
                        I consider this movie as thier best
                        I have them all too and it's my favorite as well...

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                        • The Demon
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                          • Apr 2003
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                          #13
                          Jesus Christ is a fictional crutch that your brain uses as a defense mechanism to combat the inherent fear of death.
                          Greed is Good

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                          • L-Pink
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                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MasterCore
                            Right now Life Of Brian is on our weeking rotation of movies, along with the rest of the python movies. The Holy Grail is top of the pile for the morning. Best way I know to remind myself not to take the bullshit seriously. That and the Cheeck & Chong movies.

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                            • minusonebit
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                              • Feb 2006
                              • 7391

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Demon
                              Jesus Christ is a fictional crutch that your brain uses as a defense mechanism to combat the inherent fear of death.

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                              • Splum
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                                • May 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Nydahl
                                go and rent "LIFE OF BRIAN" movie by Monty Python - maybe you wake up then. Have seen that again yesterday and its probably the best way how to say that all that jesus , bible , religion and churches comedy is just "BIGGEST LIE OF ALL TIMES"
                                Dude dont know how to tell you this but Jesus of Nazareth was a real person lol. Someone was touched in a bad place by a priest when they were little huh?

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                                • Splum
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                                  • May 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by The Demon
                                  Jesus Christ is a fictional crutch that your brain uses as a defense mechanism to combat the inherent fear of death.
                                  Only a Demon would say that hahaha. Seriously why you hating on Jesus dog?

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                                  • stickyfingerz
                                    Doin fine
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24984

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Splum
                                    Dude dont know how to tell you this but Jesus of Nazareth was a real person lol. Someone was touched in a bad place by a priest when they were little huh?
                                    I didnt want to say it cause arguing religion on gfy is like tryin to fuck a concrete vagina..

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                                    • Splum
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                                      • May 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                                      I didnt want to say it cause arguing religion on gfy is like tryin to fuck a concrete vagina..
                                      Are you trying to say Jesus of Nazareth never existed? Are you high?
                                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
                                      There is not a single historian or reputable scholar on this earth that disputes Jesus existed.
                                      Last edited by Splum; 05-22-2006, 04:05 PM.

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                                      • hova
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 22430

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Demon
                                        Jesus Christ is a fictional crutch that your brain uses as a defense mechanism to combat the inherent fear of death.
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                                        • CyberHustler
                                          Masterbaiter
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 28795

                                          #21
                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                          • stickyfingerz
                                            Doin fine
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 24984

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Splum
                                            Are you trying to say Jesus of Nazareth never existed? Are you high?
                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
                                            There is not a single historian or reputable scholar on this earth that disputes Jesus existed.
                                            No umm err the opposite. lol I was agreeing with ya.

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                                            • Scott McD
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                                              • Nov 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Hehe, not watched it in ages. Gonna look it out...


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                                              • u-Bob
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                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 33063

                                                #24
                                                love that movie..

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                                                • Nydahl
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Splum
                                                  Are you trying to say Jesus of Nazareth never existed? Are you high?
                                                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
                                                  There is not a single historian or reputable scholar on this earth that disputes Jesus existed.

                                                  I don't argue if he did exist or not - anyway you are the 1 who should defenitevly rent that movie right now.
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                                                  • nico-t
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                                                    • Aug 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Splum
                                                    Dude dont know how to tell you this but Jesus of Nazareth was a real person lol. Someone was touched in a bad place by a priest when they were little huh?
                                                    jesus christ...... they obvioiusly mean all the lies about the guy, sherlock. Ok he was a real person, but he didnt wake up after being dead balablabla.

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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077

                                                      #27
                                                      Neither Dogma nor Life Of Brian are saying Jesus didn't exist. Dogma talks about being spiritual rather than a slave to one particular religion and Life Of Brian is just a joke about Brian who was said to be born on the same day and so was mistaken by many for Jesus. 'He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy'.

                                                      Personally, I lost my religion a while back but to say either are anti-the existence of Jesus is wrong.

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                                                      • Fabien
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                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        I saw someone walked on water the other day
                                                        No shit !!!!
                                                        I'm telling ya, he really walked across the river right in front of my eyes !
                                                        Wow that was something !

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                                                        • The Demon
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                                                          #29
                                                          Man you people are stupid
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                                                          • Fabien
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                                                            #30
                                                            George is that you ? hehehehehehehehe


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                                                            • Joe Citizen
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                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Splum
                                                              Are you trying to say Jesus of Nazareth never existed? Are you high?
                                                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
                                                              There is not a single historian or reputable scholar on this earth that disputes Jesus existed.
                                                              So can you please detail the non-biblical (i.e. secular) accounts of the existance of Jesus.

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                                                              • Z
                                                                Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 6308

                                                                #32
                                                                Jesus existed, no doubt. He was a man with a family. A wife, children, brothers and sisters. He did good things and bad, Jesus...shat.

                                                                He lived a life and died a death to inspire others. Just like other spiritual leaders all around the world have done throughout history. It was greedy, power-hungry men who took his legacy and turned it into an orthodoxy that makes people into slaves for the church. These same men of power turned the religions against one another, declared each better than the rest and all not of their religion "savages, infidels, heretics or charlatans" and they've sat back and profited from the wars, pain, hunger, strife and infighting for two millenia.

                                                                Fuck them and fuck all the churches.

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                                                                • hezochiah
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                  Neither Dogma nor Life Of Brian are saying Jesus didn't exist. Dogma talks about being spiritual rather than a slave to one particular religion and Life Of Brian is just a joke about Brian who was said to be born on the same day and so was mistaken by many for Jesus. 'He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy'.

                                                                  Personally, I lost my religion a while back but to say either are anti-the existence of Jesus is wrong.
                                                                  Exactly, even John Cleese said that LOB wasn't making fun of religion but rather how some people blindly followed religion. If you're going to get so offended by a movie like that than check out George Carlin talking about religion because he'll knock your socks off.

                                                                  I personally have no doubt that Jesus existed, but I have a problem following a 2000 year old book that was written by other people. You know how when someone hears something and then tells one person who tells another person and so on. By the time it gets to the 10th person it is completely different than what was first said. How do we know the Bible is exactly what happened. Maybe it's just me I don't know, but I would rather have my own relationship with God than join a group of people every Sunday at 5 AM and listen to someone read out of the Bible and tell me how I should be living my life.

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                                                                  • Matt 26z
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                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                    • 18481

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by hezochiah
                                                                    but I have a problem following a 2000 year old book that was written by other people. You know how when someone hears something and then tells one person who tells another person and so on. By the time it gets to the 10th person it is completely different than what was first said. How do we know the Bible is exactly what happened.
                                                                    The earliest known accounts of Jesus were relayed by those who actually knew him. The most important elements we know about his life are accurate.

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                                                                    • Cyber Fucker
                                                                      Hmm
                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Have you ever read the bible (this original catholic version) from cover to cover and tried to understand? hmm...

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