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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Why is it that when you see a mosquito in your house...

    ...you immediately start getting itchy all over?

    The mosquito isn't even on your shoulder yet it suddenly itches.
    It's not on your neck either, but now that's itchy too.

    You feel a sharp itch on your leg, it must be the mosquito!... you slap it... but there's nothing there.

    You'll spot it 20 minutes later, buzzing around your tv, or your monitor, or you'll be lying in bed trying to sleep and it will "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeee-eeeeee" past your ear. Then you'll have to turn on your side lamp and wait until you spot it up on the ceiling or high up on the wall. You get a chair and climb up, and smack it... and "SPLAT"... little fucker was full of blood. Now you've got to go get a wet rag and clean it off the wall.

    God I hate mosquitos.
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    • uno
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      • Dec 2002
      • 18450
      #2
      Talk to Pavlov and his dog.
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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
          Originally posted by uno
          Talk to Pavlov and his dog.
          I have no idea what that means.


          But I do know that they fogged the city this past week. Twice. The mosquito population is down to almost nil now.

          I love it when they fog. :D
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            • uno
              RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
              • Dec 2002
              • 18450
              #4
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              I have no idea what that means.


              But I do know that they fogged the city this past week. Twice. The mosquito population is down to almost nil now.

              I love it when they fog. :D
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                • JFK
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                  • Jan 2002
                  • 67369
                  #5
                  we have plenty here and my mosquito magnet is not keeping up to it

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                    • Nicky
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 30071
                      #6
                      In Sweden the mosquitos are so big that it feel's good when they suck

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                        • Snake Doctor
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                          • Mar 2001
                          • 13449
                          #7
                          Must just be you bro. I don't itch or slap unless they've actually bitten me.
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                            • qxm
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 5970
                              #8
                              Same shit that happens to CD happens to me......... I get freaking itchy everywhere and my skin is all irritated/itchy even before the g-d dam mosquito has bit me.... I don't complain too much though ..... in Central America (costa rica) there are some freak of nature mosquitos with larger than life stingers......that shit could literally go right through someone's jeans....

                              shit now I am itchy.......

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                                • mona
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 1940
                                  #9
                                  Mosquitos are absolutely worthless creaturs.

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                                    • Mutt
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 34431
                                      #10
                                      psychosomatic - the mind is a powerful thing
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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                          Must just be you bro. I don't itch or slap unless they've actually bitten me.
                                          No, I don't think it's just me. I think it's everyone but you.

                                          Lucky you.
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                                            • cool1
                                              sex is good
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 24939
                                              #12
                                              I think someone around me ordered a buffer zone around thier house, cause when the fogging truck came by the sprayer was not on.
                                              so there is lots of Mosquitos around my place, but for some reason they do not bite me, and if they do bite me, it seems to have no effect.

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                                                • d-null
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                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 13724
                                                  #13
                                                  this guy gets pretty hyper when a bird ends up in the house


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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089
                                                      #14
                                                      We don't get them where I live.

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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                          We don't get them where I live.
                                                          That's one thing I loved about socal, definitely.


                                                          Some of the people in this thread have obviously never seen a manitoba mosquito. You think you have large one's where you are? ha

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                                                            • pornguy
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 62910
                                                              #16
                                                              Just found out the best way to kill them short of chasing them. Spray the walls with bug killer. they spend more than 60% of their lives on walls.
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                                                                • xxxdesign-net
                                                                  My hips don't lie
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 10129
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                  .. you slap it... but there's nothing there.


                                                                  maybe you are too slow

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                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                                                                      Just go out and get one of these. This will kill them all and when i am in the South I run it 24/7!

                                                                      Nice, but it does nothing against the ones that get into your house.
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