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Why is it that when you see a mosquito in your house...
...you immediately start getting itchy all over?
The mosquito isn't even on your shoulder yet it suddenly itches.
It's not on your neck either, but now that's itchy too.
You feel a sharp itch on your leg, it must be the mosquito!... you slap it... but there's nothing there.
You'll spot it 20 minutes later, buzzing around your tv, or your monitor, or you'll be lying in bed trying to sleep and it will "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeee-eeeeee" past your ear. Then you'll have to turn on your side lamp and wait until you spot it up on the ceiling or high up on the wall. You get a chair and climb up, and smack it... and "SPLAT"... little fucker was full of blood. Now you've got to go get a wet rag and clean it off the wall.
God I hate mosquitos.
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