How desperate do you have to be to fuck a monkey?

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    How desperate do you have to be to fuck a monkey?

    Apparently, according to this article they must have been pretty desperate 6 million years ago.

    The relevant part of the article states:

    The researchers, from the Broad Institute of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Harvard University, propose humans and chimpanzees first split up about 10 million years ago. Then, after evolving in different directions for 4 million years, they got back together for a brief fling that produced a third, hybrid population with characteristics of both lines. That genetic collaboration gave rise to two branches ? one leading to humans and the other to chimps.

    The work has inspired both admiration and skepticism. Many palaeontologists have a hard time believing some of the fossil humans known to have lived during that era could have been pairing up with apes.

    "It's a totally cool and extremely clever analysis," said Daniel Lieberman, a professor of biological anthropology at Harvard who wasn't involved in the study

    "My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely."


    The report, published in yesterday's issue Nature, estimates that final break between the human and chimpanzee species did not come until 6.3 million years ago at the earliest.
  • Aquarius
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    • May 2004
    • 4754

    #2
    It is not that bad...

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    • sonofsam
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      • Dec 2004
      • 18648

      #3
      well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

      not desperate to THAT extent... but just about
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      • nico-t
        emperor of my world
        • Aug 2004
        • 29901

        #4
        fucking perverts!

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        • u-Bob
          there's no $$$ in porn
          • Jul 2005
          • 33063

          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          "My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely."
          1 word: beastiality.
          If things like that sell in 2006, why would it be hard to imagine that a less evolved humanlike creature could fuck another similar creature...

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          • Jimmy The Juggernaut
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            • Nov 2005
            • 177

            #6
            Originally posted by sonofsam
            well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

            not desperate to THAT extent... but just about
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            • nofx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16826

              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

              not desperate to THAT extent... but just about
              bahahhaha

              nice.

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              • NoCarrier
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                • Mar 2002
                • 16356

                #8
                Originally posted by sonofsam
                well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

                not desperate to THAT extent... but just about
                Classic reply

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                • georgeyw
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                  • Jul 2005
                  • 9865

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

                  not desperate to THAT extent... but just about
                  LMFAO!

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                  • 2HousePlague
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 14572

                    #10
                    Hey Llloyd, ya ever pull yer Harley over on one of those long x-country rides and stop and ya realize yer in some sorta BAYOU type place where they're as inbred as the mold on your bread? Ya ever fuck one of those bayou girls?


                    Same thing --



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                    • Screaming
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 18972

                      #11
                      kinda seems retarted to me

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                      • ed146
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                        • May 2005
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                        #12
                        Monkey see monkey does
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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                          Hey Llloyd, ya ever pull yer Harley over on one of those long x-country rides and stop and ya realize yer in some sorta BAYOU type place where they're as inbred as the mold on your bread? Ya ever fuck one of those bayou girls?


                          Same thing --



                          2hp

                          No, I do have some standards.

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                          • NemesiS876
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                            • May 2006
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                            #14
                            I need to be to desperate, to do that!!!

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                            • 2HousePlague
                              CURATOR
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              No, I do have some standards.

                              Why?! Why?! Why!? Why any man would ever find it necessary to assert his STANDARDS, when the question of him already having fucked some woman has already been settled, I will never understand -- -- It's like saying "Yeah, but I didn't like it" -- -- Ya got Laid, ya got on yer bike, ya moved on. All's good. Why plague yourself with needless guilt --



                              2hp
                              tada!

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                              • HouseHead
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                                • Aug 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Screaming
                                kinda seems retarted to me
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                                • Bdiddy
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                                  • Mar 2006
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                                  #17
                                  No. I would never fuck a monkey.
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                                  • nofx
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 16826

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    No, I do have some standards.

                                    you dont fuck bitches with kids?

                                    Often times I wonder why
                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • Paul Waters
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 4402

                                      #19
                                      Ask Laura Bush.


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                                      • baddog
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 2HousePlague



                                        Why?! Why?! Why!? Why any man would ever find it necessary to assert his STANDARDS, when the question of him already having fucked some woman has already been settled, I will never understand -- -- It's like saying "Yeah, but I didn't like it" -- -- Ya got Laid, ya got on yer bike, ya moved on. All's good. Why plague yourself with needless guilt --



                                        2hp

                                        because I can

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Screaming
                                          kinda seems retarted to me

                                          There is something retarded about your spelling.

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                                          • 2HousePlague
                                            CURATOR
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 14572

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                            because I can
                                            This is a helluva long way to come just to be disgusted --




                                            2hp
                                            tada!

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                                            • reynold
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              even if I'm high on drugs and drunk i wouldn't be soo fucking desperate to even fuck a monkey's ass.

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                                              • marketsmart
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                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 20419

                                                #24
                                                i would fuck a monkey for $2.75... i am not paying any more than that...

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                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  I've seen a poodle screwing a cat. now THAT was weird.
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                                                  • polish_aristocrat
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                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    great scientific discussion in this thread

                                                    some of you have really brought up many interesting points, its good to see so many people here interested in such subjects
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                                                    • Drake
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12508

                                                      #27
                                                      standards are overrated. with that said, I'm off to the barn.

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                                                      • VicD
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 13245

                                                        #28
                                                        pretty desperate

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                                                        • u-Bob
                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 33063

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                          I've seen a poodle screwing a cat. now THAT was weird.
                                                          pussy = pussy.

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                                                          • gooddomains
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 10127

                                                            #30
                                                            Fuck the monkey :-)

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                                                            • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                                              • Apr 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              well, we've all fucked a monkey at one point or another....haha.....right?

                                                              Seriously though, speaking as a geneticist, even if the two species did mate, I highly doubt a viable embyro would result. At the very least, no conception would take place, at the very most, you'd get a sterile offspring. Just because two species couple, doesn't mean one can fertilize the other.
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                                                              • psili
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                                                                #32
                                                                I could be wrong, but weren't the two species that were cross-breading pretty similar in appearance? I mean, one wasn't actually a "human" as it looks today and a "chimp" as it looks today, right?
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                                                                • RayBonga
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                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 12164

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Here's what happened

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                                                                  • dynastoned
                                                                    mmm yeah!
                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 5061

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                    well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

                                                                    not desperate to THAT extent... but just about
                                                                    haha good one..

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                                                                    • jimthefiend
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 18889

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Ask some of BVF's crackheads...

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                                                                      • pussyluver
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • CS-Jay
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Sex With Monkeys
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                                                                          • TheLegacy
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                                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            so would you like to touch my monkey?


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                                                                            • Drake
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 12508

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                                                              Seriously though, speaking as a geneticist, even if the two species did mate, I highly doubt a viable embyro would result. At the very least, no conception would take place, at the very most, you'd get a sterile offspring. Just because two species couple, doesn't mean one can fertilize the other.
                                                                              Agreed. Sounds like hogwash.

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