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i watched an episode tonite
was the new one the one with the anal beads?
old man calling: im 85 years old and i want to get my wife of 60 years something.. u know we got married when she was 9...she was so beautiful... she said she wanted some beads from your store..so what kinda beads u have?'
store person: 'well we have small medium large and very large beads'
old man calling:'what are they made of?'
store person: 'plastic'
old man calling:'plastic? well that's not good quality then'
store person: 'sir it's a toy.. a sex toy'
old man calling:'well what do u do with them?'
store person: 'id rather not discuss it over the phone sir'
old man calling:'huh?what do u do with them?
store person: 'they're ANAL beads sir.'
old man calling:'so u have golf ball sizes and softball sizes?'
store person:'no we don't have softball sizes sir'
old man calling: 'how do u get them up there? with a stick?
store person: 'no i dont think so'
old man calling: 'ok so once u got them up there, your bowel movement gets them out?'
store person: 'no u pull them out with the string'
*he starts measuring his wife's asshole circumference etc*
old man calling: 'do they have some for men also?'
store person: 'they're for male and female'
old man calling: 'ok darling..thank you.. maybe ill come check it out and maybe ill buy u a string too'
store person: 'thats not necessary'
i dont want it often but when i do i LOVE IT
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