Church officials claim VOICE of GOD can be heard on pop album

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 02:15 AM

personally i think the church is to quick to jump on these media things

just sounds like a guy moaning in the background or something

**darksoul** · 05-20-2006, 02:17 AM

god is a female ?
damn, she must be hot

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by darksoul

god is a female ?
damn, she must be hot

i thought it sounded more like a man or an animal

**darksoul** · 05-20-2006, 02:21 AM

I'd hit it

**2HousePlague** · 05-20-2006, 02:22 AM

2hp

**xclusive** · 05-20-2006, 02:28 AM

I think it's a guy in the background getting head

**Screaming** · 05-20-2006, 04:23 AM

what if god was one of us.....

**nico-t** · 05-20-2006, 04:30 AM

jesus christ.... how crazy can you get... this story aint even worth posting on gfy....

but maybe it was this guy

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page...m?bandID=31953

(album art done by me - i know, im the best)

**Choppa** · 05-20-2006, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by Screaming

what if god was one of us.....

**bringer** · 05-20-2006, 05:06 AM

interesting....

**nexcom28** · 05-20-2006, 05:58 AM

Nucular attack detected? WTF

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Screaming

what if god was one of us.....

what if god rides the short bus

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 09:23 AM

holy crap is gfy ever moving fast again today ..

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 11:40 AM

bump 4 noon crew

**MaddCaz** · 05-20-2006, 11:52 AM

yea I mean, if god were a female wouldnt she be hot?!?!?!?

**crockett** · 05-20-2006, 11:55 AM

I heard this song today on the radio for the first time in a very long time.. seems fitting..

XTC : Dear God

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by crockett

I heard this song today on the radio for the first time in a very long time.. seems fitting..

XTC : Dear God

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.

To whom it may concern,

Quit yer bitchin

Love GOD.

**crockett** · 05-20-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

To whom it may concern,

Quit yer bitchin

Love GOD.

lol .....

**pornguy** · 05-20-2006, 02:21 PM

try listening to it with headphones on.

**Vlad** · 05-20-2006, 02:29 PM

attention : this is emergency broadcast , a nuclear atack has been detected in Tel aviv , Yaffo , Israel ...

what a bunch of crap , I want my 3 wasted minutes back !

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Vlad

attention : this is emergency broadcast , a nuclear atack has been detected in Tel aviv , Yaffo , Israel ...

what a bunch of crap , I want my 3 wasted minutes back !

hmm i dont see amything on cnn yet ?

**Manowar** · 05-20-2006, 02:39 PM

loooooooooooooooool

**free4porn** · 05-20-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

hmm i dont see amything on cnn yet ?

same here lol

**deividproes** · 05-20-2006, 05:06 PM

sound like a perfect

**Holly** · 05-20-2006, 05:10 PM

I'm trying to remember the name of that song that you can supposedly hear a women being murdered in the background. It's old... something about a roller coaster, maybe.

**c-lo** · 05-20-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by crockett

I heard this song today on the radio for the first time in a very long time.. seems fitting..

XTC : Dear God

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat.......

Good song, never heard it on the radio, though...

**CyberHustler** · 05-20-2006, 06:00 PM

what if its the devil?

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-20-2006, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Holly

I'm trying to remember the name of that song that you can supposedly hear a women being murdered in the background. It's old... something about a roller coaster, maybe.

that rings a bell for some reason ..

**jigg** · 05-20-2006, 06:50 PM

those song lyrics would apply, only if you believe God has a finger in everything that happens, both good and bad

**Edman18** · 05-20-2006, 07:10 PM

ATTENTION : this is an emergency broadcast , a nuclear attack has been detected Near my House !!!! mmmmm the last thing that i somoke was a Marlboro ... did I hear well???

**nico-t** · 05-20-2006, 07:14 PM

god = gay

**chupacabra** · 05-20-2006, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

that rings a bell for some reason ..

lol, bell here as well...what was that, i remember some typical outcry about the evils of rock/n/roll in conjunction w/ that murder & roller coaster bit..

Church officials claim VOICE of GOD can be heard on pop album

Church officials claim VOICE of GOD can be heard on pop album

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