Garage sale patrons BLOCK my Driveway - grrrrrr

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    Garage sale patrons BLOCK my Driveway - grrrrrr




    They are actually PARKED across my driveway - I should ram the motherfuckers
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141
      #2
      Have them towed. It's more satisfying.
      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470
          #3
          Originally posted by Dagwolf
          Have them towed. It's more satisfying.
          they're gone before the tow truck shows up
          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141
              #4
              Yeah, but there'll be new ones when he gets there probably.
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                • Joesho
                  want to get in shape
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 12329
                  #5
                  I love garage sales!
                  Got any domains to sell?
                  I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                    • NoWhErE
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 10605
                      #6
                      Anything good for sale at least?
                      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Piss on the door handles and videotape it

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                            • Jakke PNG
                              ex-TeenGodFather
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 20306
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              Piss on the door handles and videotape it
                              Piss? Damn amateur.
                              He should take skuftys shit, place it under the doorhandle (wearing plastic gloves or bag on his hand). After the poo is neatly tucked in the handle, wipe it clean.
                              Nothing quite as satisfying as getting dogpoo under your fingernails when there's no place to wash it clean.
                              ..and I'm off.

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                                • Screaming
                                  I can change this!!!!!
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 18972
                                  #9
                                  did you have to leave?

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                                    • MaddCaz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 9483
                                      #10
                                      have em towed

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                                        • mechanicvirus
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 4137
                                          #11
                                          You could always take some spark plugs and break the ceramic out of them and throw it at their windows. It spiders the glass.
                                          Click Username > Choose 'User Settings' > Click 'Account' - Scroll down till you see 'Conversation Detail Options' > 'Edit Post Signature'
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                                            • Helix
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 6021
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                              Piss? Damn amateur.
                                              He should take skuftys shit, place it under the doorhandle (wearing plastic gloves or bag on his hand). After the poo is neatly tucked in the handle, wipe it clean.
                                              Nothing quite as satisfying as getting dogpoo under your fingernails when there's no place to wash it clean.
                                              This is pure genious I bet it would make them think twice before doing it again.

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