"Once upon a time there was an average guy who wanted to be a pornstar."
He went to the adult webmaster boards and pursued this dream passionately. One content provider got so annoyed by his persistence that he agreed to shoot a porn video starring Lawrence Connor and Lanni Barbie.
The catch? If he couldn't get it up, she got to fuck him up the ass with a strapon. However, the content provider pulled quite a few tricks to make sure that he didn't perform.
15:47] Dagwolf: Hey, can you finish this story for me? I think we should hold a "kangaroo court". "Once upon a time there was an average guy who wanted to be a pornstar."
[15:49] -=LC=-: Then there was a show that was pretty bullshit really, it wasn't run so he could do well, just the opposite, well, he was "OWNED" LOL, and got fcked up the ass by the girl using a strapon dildo, and there you go lame asss guys surfing porn sites, if ya wanna be a pronstar or think you can do it, here's the writing on the wall for you... moral of the story? get a life, like a real one, cuz adult internet ain't... hahaha
[15:50] Dagwolf: hehe
[15:50] Dagwolf: I know about the whole setup, the girls sitting around watching and making nasty comments...
[15:51] Dagwolf: I've heard it in bits and pieces. I think you should lay out the whole thing in detail somewhere.
[15:51] Dagwolf: Hell, you could probably write a novel!
[15:51] -=LC=-: it was a lot in how Lanni performed, she didnt work my cock like she would have to in any of her other gigs she gets, and all the other stuff was just to make me look foolish in the videos for the people watching
[15:53] Dagwolf: But they were setting you up... What was it, you pissed people off by asking all over the place to be in porn videos?
[15:53] -=LC=-: the stupid hair, the brown paper bag, the black rubber undies, the rubber wasn't even a real condom it was just a novelty one, so it felt shittier than a real condom, a had partied the night before, she actualy backed of a number of times to keep me from getting good and hard, and so on... they were smoking in the room at the time even though I didn't like that
[15:54] -=LC=-: yes so they wanted me "OWNED"
[15:54] Dagwolf: Yeah the black rubber thing was weird. Why did they hate you so much though?
[15:55] -=LC=-: just from the message boards, period
[15:56] Dagwolf: You mind if I post this log?
[15:58] Dagwolf: I'm on your side. I'd like to see you get another chance. Personally, I hate seeing guys with huge dicks and huge muscles in porn videos.
[15:59] Dagwolf: I'd rather see average guys scoring ...
[16:00] -=LC=-: sure go ahead but wait one... this is the recent thing I wrote in multiple posts recently that explains more about it pretty well, (link hidden) it's at another board but I hope tha's alright, this thread link > (link hidden) go see that,
[16:01] -=LC=-:
check that out, it stats out as no issue about pornstaru but people started asking so I answered and explained it again, go read that entire thread, especially my posts, and get a better idea if you want to,
[16:01] -=LC=-: so >>> (link hidden) if you are interested at all or courious as to understand more about the whole LC saga shit of "couldn't get it up" and "OWNED" and "fucked up his ass" etc... "ass raped" bullshit talk, it'll help you see what was what with what happened there with that whole deal, OK? it's : (link hidden) thanks
[16:01] -=LC=-: *THUMBS UP*
[16:02] Dagwolf: Ok thanks for the link. I'm not trying to make you relive a bad experience, I just figure if people are going to keep hating on you for it you should have a defense.
[16:02] Dagwolf: I'll read it.
[16:03] -=LC=-: they told me to do the butt dance and all that shit, the chat was not even me online, they asked me if I wanted anyting before the show, I asked for a about 3 cheap natural supplements that would help my circulation, he said right away, no, can't do that... lots of stuff.....
He went to the adult webmaster boards and pursued this dream passionately. One content provider got so annoyed by his persistence that he agreed to shoot a porn video starring Lawrence Connor and Lanni Barbie.
The catch? If he couldn't get it up, she got to fuck him up the ass with a strapon. However, the content provider pulled quite a few tricks to make sure that he didn't perform.
15:47] Dagwolf: Hey, can you finish this story for me? I think we should hold a "kangaroo court". "Once upon a time there was an average guy who wanted to be a pornstar."
[15:49] -=LC=-: Then there was a show that was pretty bullshit really, it wasn't run so he could do well, just the opposite, well, he was "OWNED" LOL, and got fcked up the ass by the girl using a strapon dildo, and there you go lame asss guys surfing porn sites, if ya wanna be a pronstar or think you can do it, here's the writing on the wall for you... moral of the story? get a life, like a real one, cuz adult internet ain't... hahaha
[15:50] Dagwolf: hehe
[15:50] Dagwolf: I know about the whole setup, the girls sitting around watching and making nasty comments...
[15:51] Dagwolf: I've heard it in bits and pieces. I think you should lay out the whole thing in detail somewhere.
[15:51] Dagwolf: Hell, you could probably write a novel!
[15:51] -=LC=-: it was a lot in how Lanni performed, she didnt work my cock like she would have to in any of her other gigs she gets, and all the other stuff was just to make me look foolish in the videos for the people watching
[15:53] Dagwolf: But they were setting you up... What was it, you pissed people off by asking all over the place to be in porn videos?
[15:53] -=LC=-: the stupid hair, the brown paper bag, the black rubber undies, the rubber wasn't even a real condom it was just a novelty one, so it felt shittier than a real condom, a had partied the night before, she actualy backed of a number of times to keep me from getting good and hard, and so on... they were smoking in the room at the time even though I didn't like that
[15:54] -=LC=-: yes so they wanted me "OWNED"
[15:54] Dagwolf: Yeah the black rubber thing was weird. Why did they hate you so much though?
[15:55] -=LC=-: just from the message boards, period
[15:56] Dagwolf: You mind if I post this log?
[15:58] Dagwolf: I'm on your side. I'd like to see you get another chance. Personally, I hate seeing guys with huge dicks and huge muscles in porn videos.
[15:59] Dagwolf: I'd rather see average guys scoring ...
[16:00] -=LC=-: sure go ahead but wait one... this is the recent thing I wrote in multiple posts recently that explains more about it pretty well, (link hidden) it's at another board but I hope tha's alright, this thread link > (link hidden) go see that,
[16:01] -=LC=-:
check that out, it stats out as no issue about pornstaru but people started asking so I answered and explained it again, go read that entire thread, especially my posts, and get a better idea if you want to,
[16:01] -=LC=-: so >>> (link hidden) if you are interested at all or courious as to understand more about the whole LC saga shit of "couldn't get it up" and "OWNED" and "fucked up his ass" etc... "ass raped" bullshit talk, it'll help you see what was what with what happened there with that whole deal, OK? it's : (link hidden) thanks
[16:01] -=LC=-: *THUMBS UP*
[16:02] Dagwolf: Ok thanks for the link. I'm not trying to make you relive a bad experience, I just figure if people are going to keep hating on you for it you should have a defense.
[16:02] Dagwolf: I'll read it.
[16:03] -=LC=-: they told me to do the butt dance and all that shit, the chat was not even me online, they asked me if I wanted anyting before the show, I asked for a about 3 cheap natural supplements that would help my circulation, he said right away, no, can't do that... lots of stuff.....
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