Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.
Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.
Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.
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No need to feel straight Allen, Smirnoff Ice is probably something of the girliest/gayest you can drink. Try a beer for the real straight feelingOriginally posted by BoyAlley
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Who the fuck is Allen? People from Norway are weird.Originally posted by NazgrelComment
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smirnoff ice is for gaysComment
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My buddy drinks Smirnoff Ice and we always give him shit for it. Go all out and have a Guiness
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Yeah man, sorry but Smirnoff Ice is about as gay as it gets. : )
Wanna be a real man, go buy a 12 pack of Budweiser or you can even slide with Bud Light (I know you watch your figure)Comment
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hmm, i'm reasonably straight and would take a martini over smirnoff ice any day of the week. currently drinking a bordeaux in the airport lounge, waiting for a flight.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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Now YOUR my kind of man!Originally posted by quietComment
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I didn't mean that in a gay way, honest.Comment
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I hate Smirnoff Ice. Tastes like shit...
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Keep drinking man.
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That is a fucking gay thing to drink, so no need to feel straightOriginally posted by BoyAlleyWow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.
Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.
If you were drinking a 1 litre bear with a smoke in one site of your mouth in an old dirty t-shirt with a little blood on your pants from your last peepee
then you might consider feeling like a straight guyICQ# 143561781Comment
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I'm not into bears. I only like twinks.Originally posted by polle54
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BTW: Fleshlight sucks.
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Dim SmirnoffIce as String
If
You drink SmirnoffIce
Else Stright
End if Gay
Sorry...I know thats really bad syntax..But I am doing intro shit lolComment
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LMAO CuteOriginally posted by BoyAlleyI'm not into bears. I only like twinks.
Actually - I can actually drink about 3 beers without feeling tipsy but one Smirnoff Ice and I'm already feeling it.Comment
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Originally posted by BoyAlleyI'm not into bears. I only like twinks. 
you are safe with the smirnoff...unless you are getting head from a chick while drinking it 
my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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smirnoff ice is the gay version of beer.
what you drink are colorful sweet drinks inside martini glasses. NOT martini's.
A true martini is a straight mans drink. Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.★★★
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Straight men do not drink Smirnoff Ice or any other cooler-ish deverage.I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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LAWD you got a lot to learn about programming, haha! Gib me domain skillz, I'll gib you programming skillz:Originally posted by KMR Stitch
if($drink hahahaha 'Smirnoffice'){
$drinker = 'fag'
exit;
}Last edited by BoyAlley; 05-19-2006, 03:42 PM.Comment
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I like Vodka Martinis.Originally posted by Young
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Smirnoff Ice is what 15 year old girls drink./(bb|[^b]{2})/Comment
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OOO Fun I like Smirnoff Ice but my favorite drinks are the martini's at the Abbey! I am so girly for a lesbo!Comment
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Two equal signs are banned? hahahahaOriginally posted by BoyAlley
Yup. Strange.Comment
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Originally posted by Nakedsword Holly
I love lipstick lesbians. Bulldykes scare me. A lot......Comment
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A straight man will drink half empty beers with cig butts in them if all the booze has run out LOLOriginally posted by YoungComment
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Originally posted by Nakedsword HollyUgg me too
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there we go. those go down like water. get me into trouble. so i stick with the ginOriginally posted by BoyAlleyI like Vodka Martinis. ★★★
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Originally posted by BoyAlley
Alley, sorry mate.
Just a sideeffect of the beer, reduced spelling :PComment
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OOOH, I didn't even see that as being a possible typo, hahaha. Lub you long time.Originally posted by Nazgrel
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It's trueOriginally posted by Martin
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ewww..........Originally posted by punkworldIt's trueComment
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Originally posted by BoyAlley
It'll pass..Comment
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You need upgrade to some harder stuff...like Zima.ICQ: 191820826Comment
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Originally posted by jimthefiend
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You must be uber-gay if drinking Smirnoff Ice makes you feel less gay.Comment
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Yes. I am the Uber Gay HomoSexual! Nice to meet you.Originally posted by aico
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some sick shit you are drinking. grab a beer
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boyalley, you ever fucked a girl?“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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Originally posted by BoyAlleyYes. I am the Uber Gay HomoSexual! Nice to meet you.
Hi how are ya? Nice to meet you.Comment
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2hptada!Comment
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Yes. Several actually. I got over it.Originally posted by BuySexProductsComment
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I'm just FABULOUS! Thanks so much for asking!Originally posted by aicoComment
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Pick up a Spy wine cooler and you'll be feeling 'pink' again
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U should better drink a pure water! Evian at least!Originally posted by BoyAlleyWow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.
Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.
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I'm starting to agree with you. This shit did NOTHING to me. WTF? Is there no alchohol in it?Originally posted by Star 69U should better drink a pure water! Evian at least!
I'm going back to martinis.........Comment
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Originally posted by NazgrelNo need to feel straight Allen, Smirnoff Ice is probably something of the girliest/gayest you can drink. Try a beer for the real straight feeling
Yeah, was going to say there is nothing straight about Smirnoff Ice.Comment
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