I Think Fleshlight And Epassporte Should Merge

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    I Think Fleshlight And Epassporte Should Merge

    Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.

  • CyberHustler
    Masterbaiter
    • Feb 2006
    • 28775

    #2
    Wow........
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714

      #3

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay people back for taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my board for their gay launch. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts.

        I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would.

        Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests.

        I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned.
        Last edited by BoyAlley; 05-19-2006, 11:56 AM.

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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          Fleshlight cost me HUNDREDS of dollars because I had to pay taxes on all of the items they sent out as prizes when they held contests on my boards. They shipped them all out with a declared value, instead of as gifts.

          I never got my monies back even though I was promised I would.

          Also, they didn't ship over 32 units that they promised people in contests.

          I've kept quiet about it, cuz there was already drama, but they can suck the dried cum off of my gay homosexual ass as far as I'm concearned.
          Ouch that sucks

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          • CyberHustler
            Masterbaiter
            • Feb 2006
            • 28775

            #6
            daaaaaaaaaamn
            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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            • marketsmart
              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
              • Dec 2004
              • 20419

              #7

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                I had one board member have to pay over $100 in taxes because they put a HUGE declared value on it equal to almost a dozen fleshlights, when there was only 1 fleshlight in the box.

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                • Theo
                  HAL 9000
                  • May 2001
                  • 34515

                  #9
                  Interesting. Especially the false declared value of items.

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                  • xxxice
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 5042

                    #10

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                    • gdog
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1550

                      #11
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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                        Interesting. Especially the false declared value of items.

                        They kept fucking up shipping. Sent people things they didn't win, sent them less than what they won, didn't send a lot of people that were promised stuff shit. It was a cluster fuck and a half.

                        They were supposed to send that guy a ton of stuff, but instead only threw 1 fleshlight in the box, and declared a value as if they had sent him everything.

                        DRAMAS!

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                        • Theo
                          HAL 9000
                          • May 2001
                          • 34515

                          #13
                          but did the false declared value thing happen once so could be assumed an honest mistake or in several occasions?

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                          • davethetruth
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2806

                            #14
                            It's not easy running a smooth, flawless company...
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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                              but did the false declared value thing happen once so could be assumed an honest mistake or in several occasions?

                              At least a half dozen times, and at least 2 dozen people didn't get what they were promised.

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                              • BoyAlley
                                So Fucking Gay
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 19714

                                #16
                                Originally posted by davethetruth
                                It's not easy running a smooth, flawless company...
                                Especially when you ignore people when they come to you with problems.

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                                • GTS Mark
                                  Vrume Mark
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 20912

                                  #17
                                  Both companies are A+ in my book... I think you should contact them privately instead of being a crybaby and attacking them on the boards.

                                  That would be the professional thing to do, then again this is GFY

                                  DH

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                                  • TDF
                                    Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 27296

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                    Both companies are A+ in my book... I think you should contact them privately instead of being a crybaby and attacking them on the boards.

                                    That would be the professional thing to do, then again this is GFY

                                    DH

                                    did u read his other thread?
                                    Sig heil

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                                    • BoyAlley
                                      So Fucking Gay
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                      Both companies are A+ in my book...

                                      Then you're an idiot.

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                                      • nestle
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 647

                                        #20
                                        How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

                                        Apparently, I'm missing some obvious drama from before.

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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TDF
                                          did u read his other thread?
                                          Yeah bitch, read my other thread before you be hatin on me.

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                                          • davethetruth
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 2806

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                            Especially when you ignore people when they come to you with problems.
                                            Well yeah, then it's really tough.

                                            Let me know if there's anything I could do?

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                                            • BoyAlley
                                              So Fucking Gay
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 19714

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by nestle
                                              How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?

                                              It doesn't, but it makes the thread title kinda funny, huh?

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                                              • BradM
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 3397

                                                #24
                                                Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

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                                                • BoyAlley
                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 19714

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                                  Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

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                                                  • loverboy
                                                    When it rains, it pours
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 20609

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                    what a pussy

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                                                    • TwinCities
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 492

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by davethetruth
                                                      Well yeah, then it's really tough.

                                                      Let me know if there's anything I could do?

                                                      (Here's one of my stores www.gayerotictoys.com)
                                                      Hey Dave,

                                                      Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?

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                                                      • Theo
                                                        HAL 9000
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 34515

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                                        Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.

                                                        lol

                                                        _____

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                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 19714

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TwinCities
                                                          Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer"
                                                          FYI: Never put a clit climaxer on your cock. Bad things happen. Been there, done that.

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                                                          • loverboy
                                                            When it rains, it pours
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 20609

                                                            #30
                                                            where is Ramos when we need him?

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                                                            • davethetruth
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 2806

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TwinCities
                                                              Hey Dave,

                                                              Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?
                                                              Sure, why not? The clit climaxer still vibrates, and the doll could be a gag gift for their friends b-day or something
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                                                              • davethetruth
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 2806

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TwinCities
                                                                Hey Dave,

                                                                Do gay men really buy the "Wireless Clit Climaxer" and the "Legal Skin Love Doll" aimed at hetero males featured on the front of that gay store?
                                                                We've got a kick ass, gay only toy store in the works called TOM'SCLOSET.com just haven't gotten it live yet.
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                                                                • davethetruth
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 2806

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Plus we have a million ways you can deep link directly to "Gay Only" products:

                                                                  http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...rchKeyword=gay

                                                                  http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...CategoryID=324

                                                                  http://www.gayerotictoys.com/default...&ProductID=326

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                                                                  • TwinCities
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 492

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by davethetruth
                                                                    We've got a kick ass, gay only toy store in the works called TOM'SCLOSET.com just haven't gotten it live yet.
                                                                    I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)

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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I found the fleshlight corporate executives!!!!!!

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                                                                      • davethetruth
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 2806

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by TwinCities
                                                                        I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)
                                                                        Thanks Twincities, I was really excited to get it up and running (along with some other niche stores) until our programmer told me it's not going to be as easy as earlier anticipated.

                                                                        Regardless it should be done this summer
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                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 40377

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by nestle
                                                                          How does the fleshlight fuckup relate to Epassporte again?
                                                                          i sale malefleshlight.com and accept only Epassporte payments ;--)


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                                                                          • GTS Mark
                                                                            Vrume Mark
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 20912

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                            Then you're an idiot.
                                                                            I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you and obviously is much more respected because I know how to treat my colleagues.

                                                                            Get your head out of your ass, people don't respect the crybabys on this board. No one wants to do business with someone that will go cry on the board as soon as you have the slightest speedbump in a business deal

                                                                            DH

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                                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 19714

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                              i sale malefleshlight.com and accept only Epassporte payments ;--)

                                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                              • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 40377

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                Everyone is top notch when they buy you drinks and advertise on your network every month.
                                                                                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 19714

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                  I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you

                                                                                  Yes, because you know exactly how much money I have sitting in my bank account!

                                                                                  And these incidents took place MONTHS ago with dozens of attempts by me to get them fixed.

                                                                                  As far as you're concearned Fleshlight can do no harm. Great, good for you! There are others of us however that have had a VERY different experience with them.

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                                                                                  • alienQless
                                                                                    I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day
                                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                                    • 56

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                    Epassporte And Fleshlight seem to have a lot in common anymore. They certainly share similar business principles. Merge their support departments, reps, etc. and have one giant enormous super cluster fuck of a company.


                                                                                    that is so 1998, you dont know anything.

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                                                                                    • Trax
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                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 14486

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      your post made me laugh lol

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                                                                                      • alienQless
                                                                                        I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day
                                                                                        • May 2006
                                                                                        • 56

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                        your post made me laugh lol

                                                                                        yuo are stupid

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                                                                                        • alienQless
                                                                                          I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day
                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                          • 56

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          you heard me ?

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                                                                                          • JFK
                                                                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 67369

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                            I'm an idiot that makes 10x as much money than you and obviously is much more respected because I know how to treat my colleagues.

                                                                                            Get your head out of your ass, people don't respect the crybabys on this board. No one wants to do business with someone that will go cry on the board as soon as you have the slightest speedbump in a business deal

                                                                                            DH
                                                                                            You Go DH

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                                                                                            • Screaming
                                                                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 18972

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              thats nuts.

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                                                                                              • Deej
                                                                                                I make pixels work
                                                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                                                • 24386

                                                                                                #48


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                                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                  • 19714

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  YAY The Drama Lama Has Found My Thread!

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                                                                                                  • uno
                                                                                                    RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 18450

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by TwinCities
                                                                                                    I think that is a great name for a gay toy store. Too bad JOHNNYCAKES.com isn't available. Or maybe JOHNYCAKES.com :-)
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