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  • WonderWoman
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 1439

    #1

    Rent-A-Dildo... Is this for real!?!

    http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/index.htm

    I almost spit out my smoothie when I saw this.
    Lubna


    ICQ: 321946016
  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798

    #2
    What next ?!?

    Rent-A-RealDoll ?


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    • BAKO
      https://traffichaus.com/
      • Jul 2005
      • 18478

      #3
      That's hot
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      • WonderWoman
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2005
        • 1439

        #4
        Originally posted by WWC-Bako
        That's hot
        No.. your avatar is hot!

        Check out the pose... look at you.... BAKOOOOOO!!
        Lubna


        ICQ: 321946016

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        • The Duck
          Adult Content Provider
          • May 2005
          • 18243

          #5
          haha, what a joke :D
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          • polosas
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2007
            • 2690

            #6
            try out and you will see is this for real :D
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            • DateDoc
              Outside looking in.
              • Feb 2005
              • 14243

              #7
              Notice to Customers:

              Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys

              9/27/2005

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              • seeric
                ..........
                • Aug 2004
                • 41917

                #8
                are you making fun of my new business?

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                • WonderWoman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1439

                  #9
                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                  are you making fun of my new business?
                  Pretty much!
                  Lubna


                  ICQ: 321946016

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                  • Kudles
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 5477

                    #10
                    Geez I hope not thats gross
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                    • Ryan St. Germain
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1269

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DateDoc
                      Notice to Customers:

                      Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys

                      9/27/2005
                      "As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy."

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                      • tranza
                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 57559

                        #12
                        Lol, funny stuff....
                        I'm just a newbie.

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                        • CarlosTheGaucho
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 9559

                          #13
                          Looks like a joke to me, even the home photo is too surreal:



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                          • Michaelious
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6720

                            #14
                            Would be funny if it was real

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                            • O MARINA
                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 13796

                              #15
                              w t f Lube-na

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                              • OY
                                Industry Pioneer
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 5401

                                #16
                                Question is, why were you searching for it? ;-)
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                                • fallenmuffin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 8170

                                  #17
                                  Netflix spoof.. not really funny.

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                                  • Deej
                                    I make pixels work
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 24386

                                    #18
                                    i remember about a year and a half ago when they banned anal use and started testing for fecal matter...

                                    there was an issue and they were forced to disallow anal toy rentals...

                                    Craziness... i wonder how many come back all chewed up and covered in gnaw marks :P

                                    crazy bitches n weirdos...

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                                    • MRock
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 251

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                      What next ?!?

                                      Rent-A-RealDoll ?
                                      They already do rent out realdolls in Japan.
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                                      • bloggingseo
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 1793

                                        #20
                                        Haha hilarious! Not for real you should know that right away though

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                                        • PamiebDVD
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 912

                                          #21
                                          I just threw up a little.
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                                          • MichaelP
                                            Registered User
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 7124

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Scott McD
                                            What next ?!?

                                            Rent-A-RealDoll ?
                                            I already have this in mind since few years..

                                            A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...


                                            Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

                                            Latex Pimpin

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                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 9559

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MichaelP
                                              I already have this in mind since few years..

                                              A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...


                                              Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

                                              Latex Pimpin
                                              I would rather do a glory hole brothel,

                                              You can save on expenses and trouble with girls by hiring experienced women with suggestive voices - kind of the phone sex appeal.

                                              Plus if there was a gay dude willing to have some fun you can play a tape with some decent manly voice from behind the courtain and use the same workers.
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                                              • WonderWoman
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 1439

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Oystein
                                                Question is, why were you searching for it? ;-)
                                                Because apparently after years of working in this industry I apparently have FAILED at being able to secure my own toys.

                                                Oystein.. you should know me better.
                                                Lubna


                                                ICQ: 321946016

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                                                • cattivo-3xeg
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 180

                                                  #25
                                                  STFU this cant be happening
                                                  men lie, women lie.... numbers don't
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                                                  • da man
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 2375

                                                    #26
                                                    ... good luck with this business plan
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                                                    • _Richard_
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 30991

                                                      #27
                                                      'tested for fecal matter' lol

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                                                      • _Richard_
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 30991

                                                        #28


                                                        best. flowchart. ever.

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                                                        • Matt 26z
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 18481

                                                          #29
                                                          I don't think anyone would rent one at a time.

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                                                          • BusterBunny
                                                            perverted justice decoy
                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                            • 19291

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MichaelP
                                                            I already have this in mind since few years..

                                                            A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...


                                                            Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

                                                            Latex Pimpin
                                                            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                            • SiMpLe
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 3221

                                                              #31
                                                              ewe!

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                                                              • shekinah
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2006
                                                                • 8452

                                                                #32
                                                                lol.. that cracked me up!

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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133986

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Certain things shouldn't be recycled

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