Some people say that I have an IQ of atleast 180.
I doubt that is true.
I probably are around 200. *serious look*
I doubt that is true.
I probably are around 200. *serious look*
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Hi, my names Jack Stevens...i'm a neurologist with doctors without borders....i also do some work for unicef....but i don't like to brag, its all about the kids, god bless em.
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keep'em coming
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Here's a few in different flavors:
Stupid/Funny: You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Softcore: The best way to get "over" someone is to get "under" someone
Hardcore: The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor.
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One my friends have been using lately.
"I'm shipping off to Fallujah, 181st artillery batallion.. in a week....i sure would like to find a girl to spend some time with, & just hold... before i ship into hell."
Amazingly its been working like perfection....but i'm too fat to play the G.I. card.Comment
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haha. GreatOriginally posted by TabooHere's a few in different flavors:
Stupid/Funny: You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Softcore: The best way to get "over" someone is to get "under" someone
Hardcore: The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor.
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"I've seen better legs on a Piano" has NEVER ONCE failed.
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"Hey toots...wanna split a penis between us?"
Failing that, fall back on - "If I follow you home...can I sleep in your bathtub?"Comment
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lol... girls are so easy to manipulate.Originally posted by pr0
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"MY DICK IS SO BIG IT CHEWS GUM" !!
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killer, most work like crazy.Originally posted by 2HousePlague
Going to sleep now. Hope this thread don't die
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Never heard that one before hahahahahaOriginally posted by Rilose"MY DICK IS SO BIG IT CHEWS GUM" !!
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If it's a guy that is a girl is really attracted to or she has had a crush on for a while, all he has to say is, "HELLO"
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excuse me, have you seen my nobel peace prize around here?Comment
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number one guaranteed to work everytime
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ROFLzOriginally posted by biftek
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And falling back on that (or any other line) - "Why you bein picky? I'm not!"Originally posted by SilentKnightCary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002Comment
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fuck me if im wrong, but isnt your name shirley?Comment
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This face leaves in an hour and I want you on it !ICQ: 193.211.414 -
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You homo. You couldn't pick up a chick if she was drunk, totally bombed, and fell in front of you.Originally posted by Rilose"MY DICK IS SO BIG IT CHEWS GUM" !!Herschel Savage
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shit didn't read the whole thread oh well..
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i work in the adult industry, want to fuck me?TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.Comment
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Can't promise I won't tear anything ...Comment
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If shes black , ask her if her name is miss Jackson.
If shes white , ask her if she has any Irish in her ,,,, want Some.Comment
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fuck me if im wrong, but you wana fuck me ;)Comment
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This one always works for me
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This is trueOriginally posted by Taboo
once you have finished with the legs and the breast
all there is left is a big greasy boxComment
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Originally posted by biftek classic
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´It is actually a canoo I have in my pocket, don´t worry´
´me tarzan, you next notch on bedpost´
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Here's a few more:
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
You made me so nervous that I forgot my usual pickup line.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one that tripped me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.Comment
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Quick baby lets fuck before I decide I don't like you now
hey baby lets go back to my place and order a pizza and fuck (after reaction) WHAT you don't like pizza???
was your dad a thief cuz he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes
Read the tag on her shirt when she say what go OH NOTHING seeing if you were made in heaven
damn baby I wanna fuck you crosseyeded
if that the new red lipstick?? that would look great as a ring around my cock
do you got any ( nationallity) in you??? when no...WANT SOME??
I forgot my phone number can I have yours
If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together
know what the best sound a woman an make after sex?? what? ( make a swollowing sound) { i get the funniest reactions)Comment
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scary voice: If you scream I'll fucking kill you!
when there's 2 girls standing in a club walk up to the ugly one....ask her if
she'd like to dance. Surely she'll say yes to which you reply. Fuck off then
so I can have a chat with your hot friend.Comment
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ditto about menOriginally posted by maxjohanlol... girls are so easy to manipulate.
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Originally posted by biftek sick but funny as fuck
i forgot my best lines suddenlyComment
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Is there a keg in your back pocket cause i just got the urge to tap your ass
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I just cut to the chase and say "Wanna Fuck?" You either get slapped or you leave with her immediately, but at least you won't waste your time.Comment
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