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Zebra · 03-04-2003, 09:53 AM

Lightspeed Cash is sad to announce the departure of Tom the Culligan Man and Helga and Bella the housecleaners. No longer will those who visit the Lightspeed offices be able to enjoy clean sparkling water from Tom. No longer will they be able to see out the windows that were once washed by Helga or walk upon the clean carpet that was vaccumed by Bella.
We are sad to see them go and will miss them deeply.
We are proud to say that we were able to negotiate with Joe the pool guy and Sam the Orkin man and they WILL be staying! Hooray!

When will the revolving door at Lightspeed end?
Will YOU be next?
Will Luke Ford report YOUR career move?
Will anyone care?
Will Michael Jackson pay to have a Voodoo Curse put on you?
Beware!

03-04-2003, 09:53 AM
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	More Key Employees leave Lightspeed Lightspeed Cash is sad to announce the departure of Tom the Culligan Man and Helga and Bella the housecleaners. No longer will those who visit the Lightspeed offices be able to enjoy clean sparkling water from Tom. No longer will they be able to see out the windows that were once washed by Helga or walk upon the clean carpet that was vaccumed by Bella. We are sad to see them go and will miss them deeply. We are proud to say that we were able to negotiate with Joe the pool guy and Sam the Orkin man and they WILL be staying! Hooray! When will the revolving door at Lightspeed end? Will YOU be next? Will Luke Ford report YOUR career move? Will anyone care? Will Michael Jackson pay to have a Voodoo Curse put on you? Beware! __________________ Old School