I got this Email from a surfer today...

**Robbie** · 06-28-2008, 04:21 AM

Over the years I've gotten thousands of emails like that. But I get even more with guys asking me to actually hook them up with the girls!

**testpie** · 06-28-2008, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by CHMOD

I wake up, check my Emails and got his one !

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I came across the link below, which pointed to the 18 busty page.
http://www.boobs-4u.com/boobs_199_dc/index2.htm?1683565

Gotta know who is this beautiful woman? Wow, she is sooo hot. I'd like to see her (and others) posing topless, bending slightly forward. They are the hottest pics to look at. And, any chance of getting maybe a temp login to the site, so I can see more of her?

Mab11

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Did he really think I was going to send him some free temp code in order to download the content he wants to see ? For free ?

Don't hold us in suspense - where's this temp login?

**Sam Granger** · 06-28-2008, 04:49 AM

hes probably 15

**Grapesoda** · 06-28-2008, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by CHMOD

Did he really think I was going to send him some free temp code in order to download the content he wants to see ? For free ?

one word: yes

**Dirty F** · 06-28-2008, 06:15 AM

He probably wouldve signed up if he could find the enter link. That has to be worst selling gallery ive ever seen.

**Nismo** · 06-28-2008, 06:35 AM

It took me about 10 seconds to find the paysite link. Thats the worst gallery sales pitch ive ever seen.

**Iron Fist** · 06-28-2008, 06:39 AM

That gallery sucks.... next time hide the enter link for fun

**GrouchyAdmin** · 06-28-2008, 06:53 AM

Other than programming, and administration work, I think my favorite email was this:

Code:

I am a member of somesite.com; what prize do I get for visiting your site?

I was tempted to say 'This reply in triplicate', but I'm mellowing.

**CHMOD** · 06-28-2008, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by testpie

Don't hold us in suspense - where's this temp login?

Originally posted by sharphead

That gallery sucks.... next time hide the enter link for fun

I've been in the industry for 10 years now. I've tried a lot... What works best for me is basic galleries.

The gallery maybe sucks but it brings me sales and, at the end, that's the important thing.

**VicD** · 06-28-2008, 08:04 AM

haha, clever guy

**Dirty F** · 06-28-2008, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by CHMOD

I've been in the industry for 10 years now. I've tried a lot... What works best for me is basic galleries.

The gallery maybe sucks but it brings me sales and, at the end, that's the important thing.

Uhm dude. Were not saying simple is bad etc. Yes youre very right simple galleries work but 75% of your surfers wont even see the enter link!!! Dont you get that? That has nothing to do with being simple. I was like where the fuck is the enter link. Now being a webmaster i look different at stuff like this and starting searching for the link but most surfers who hit that gallery will simply close it and move on.

Dont be a Claire and just take this advice from me and many others. That gallery is the worst gallery ive seen in a long ass time. Dont give me that bs that it sells so it must be good. It can sell 10 times as good.

**Dirty F** · 06-28-2008, 08:10 AM

Come on man, youve been in this industry for 10 years and still place enter links on the bottom of a gallery that isnt even in the visible screen? You should know better than that.

**Jarmusch** · 06-28-2008, 08:27 AM

That enter link is way too big, use a smaller font next time and maybe make it the same colr as the background too.

**SDSimon** · 06-28-2008, 08:53 AM

Hi CHMOD

I have also been in the business for 10 years and have dealt with millions and millions of surfers as the webmaster of insite adult for five of those years.

RE: "The gallery maybe sucks but it brings me sales and, at the end, that's the important thing."

I offer this as help and not criticism. I would suggest that you do a little more experimenting to find out how to maximize your revenue stream and not be satisfied with just making sales. You may find that putting join links between each row of thumbs might make one more sale for you, maybee even more.

My experience has shown me that putting join links on the first page, as close to the top possible, has always increased revenue. Above the fold is where the money is.

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

**CHMOD** · 06-28-2008, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Dirty F

Come on man, youve been in this industry for 10 years and still place enter links on the bottom of a gallery that isnt even in the visible screen? You should know better than that.

Maybe surfers are not as stupid as you think... There is 2 lines of text and an enter link.
Don't have to be a nuclear physician to find it.

But anyway, these were my old templates. I am now using new gallery templates with bigger enter links so I guess it gives you right.

**LeRoy** · 06-28-2008, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by Dirty F

Uhm dude. Were not saying simple is bad etc. Yes youre very right simple galleries work but 75% of your surfers wont even see the enter link!!! Dont you get that? That has nothing to do with being simple. I was like where the fuck is the enter link. Now being a webmaster i look different at stuff like this and starting searching for the link but most surfers who hit that gallery will simply close it and move on.

Dont be a Claire and just take this advice from me and many others. That gallery is the worst gallery ive seen in a long ass time. Dont give me that bs that it sells so it must be good. It can sell 10 times as good.

Nice advice DirtyF. I'll use it for myself if no-one else does

**Dirty F** · 06-28-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by CHMOD

Maybe surfers are not as stupid as you think... There is 2 lines of text and an enter link.
Don't have to be a nuclear physician to find it.

But anyway, these were my old templates. I am now using new gallery templates with bigger enter links so I guess it gives you right.

Dude the best advice in this thread is "don't be a Claire" and youre being a Claire right now.
Drop your pride and attitude and listen to what people say in this thread because they are right and you are wrong.

Once again im just trying to help, not to bash you.

**CHMOD** · 06-28-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by SDSimon

Hi CHMOD

I have also been in the business for 10 years and have dealt with millions and millions of surfers as the webmaster of insite adult for five of those years.

RE: "The gallery maybe sucks but it brings me sales and, at the end, that's the important thing."

I offer this as help and not criticism. I would suggest that you do a little more experimenting to find out how to maximize your revenue stream and not be satisfied with just making sales. You may find that putting join links between each row of thumbs might make one more sale for you, maybee even more.

My experience has shown me that putting join links on the first page, as close to the top possible, has always increased revenue. Above the fold is where the money is.

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

You're a gentlemen. We don't see that often on this keyboard warriors board ;-)

Thanks for sharing. I'll take good note ! :-)

I got this Email from a surfer today...

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