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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #1

    My new phone is so advanced...

    My new phone is so advanced that I don't even need it.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
  • natas
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 3377

    #2
    my neighbourhood is so ghetto and full of crackdealers I don't need a tv - I can just look out the window

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    • Voodoo
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      • Sep 2002
      • 10600

      #3
      Originally posted by natas
      my neighbourhood is so ghetto and full of crackdealers I don't need a tv - I can just look out the window

      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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      • testpie
        Mostly retired
        • Apr 2006
        • 3231

        #4
        Originally posted by Voodoo

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        • Violetta
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          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          can it suck your dick?
          M&A Queen

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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559

            #6
            Originally posted by Voodoo
            WTF is wrong with her????
            I'm just a newbie.

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            • DefaultMan
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2006
              • 1869

              #7
              Is she preggered? Really?.....REALLY????
              mypornolife [at] gmail [dot] com

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              • Voodoo
                ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                • Sep 2002
                • 10600

                #8
                Originally posted by tranza
                WTF is wrong with her????
                She needs her hair did.

                "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                • VicD
                  ICQ: 304-611-162
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 13245

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Voodoo
                  My new phone is so advanced that I don't even need it.
                  Your avatar = fucking annoying

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                  • Voodoo
                    ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 10600

                    #10
                    Originally posted by VicD
                    Your avatar = fucking annoying
                    Apparently you're not very good at math.

                    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                    • Rique
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 334

                      #11
                      Originally posted by natas
                      my neighbourhood is so ghetto and full of crackdealers I don't need a tv - I can just look out the window




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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        What's with all the darkies?

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                        • GrouchyAdmin
                          Now choke yourself!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 12085

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          What's with all the darkies?
                          They like phones?

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                          • K R I S T E N
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 2438

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rique




                            Now I am depressed this puts my wedding to shame...
                            K R I S T E N
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                            • testpie
                              Mostly retired
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3231

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rique
                              Please tell me that's a giant doughnut that they plan on eating instead of wedding cake.

                              Maybe the stag night went something like this:

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