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  • munki
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    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #1

    How Do You Decide Whom To Marry?

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

    (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
    you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
    should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

    (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
    later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

    (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
    yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
    long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
    Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
    columns. -- Craig, age 9


    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    ( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

    (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
    mess with that - - Curt, age 7

    (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
    I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8

    (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
    need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the ..1 Favorite is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
    a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
  • gimo33
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    • Mar 2006
    • 5599

    #2
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    • Rochard
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      • Dec 2001
      • 75763

      #3
      HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

      (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
      a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

      That's classic.
      Herschel Savage
      Brooklyn, NY

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      • xxxoutsourcing
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        • Oct 2003
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        #4

        That was funny though it's God damn true. Nice one.......

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        • munki
          Do Fun Shit.
          • Dec 2004
          • 13393

          #5
          Originally posted by Rochard
          HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

          (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
          a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

          That's classic.
          From the mouths of babys truth is revealed.

          I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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          • Abithefiend
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            • Nov 2005
            • 756

            #6
            Lmao awww bless em!

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            • BluewireAngie
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              • Apr 2006
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              #7
              (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
              newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
              columns. -- Craig, age 9

              lol
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              • Th!nk
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                • Aug 2005
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                #8
                oh that's cute...kids these days

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                • Drake
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 12508

                  #9
                  Brilliant kids

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                  • World Expert Internet Service
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                    • May 2006
                    • 513

                    #10
                    lol...young and dumb

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                    • Sosa
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149

                      #11
                      lol funny

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                      • WebairGerard
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 8113

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rochard
                        HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

                        (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
                        a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

                        That's classic.


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                        • MaddCaz
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                          • Mar 2006
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                          #13
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                          • Manowar
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                            • Dec 2003
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                            #14
                            muahah

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                            • Spyce
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                              • Dec 2002
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                              #15
                              LOL! Too funny!
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                              • aimeesweet
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                                • Oct 2003
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                                #16
                                sooo cute

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                                • majorbitch
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 708

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MikyMunki
                                  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

                                  (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
                                  a truck. -- Ricky, age 10
                                  Oh my god.. that's hilarious! Total classic haha

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                                  • Big Red Machine
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                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 9586

                                    #18
                                    Thats a funny list
                                    (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
                                    married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
                                    I'm with Freddie on this one....lol

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                                    • madawgz
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                                      • Mar 2006
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                      HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

                                      (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
                                      a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

                                      That's classic.
                                      he knows what hes talking about
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                                      • MsWild
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                                        • Apr 2006
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                                        #20
                                        lol funny
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                                        • RhiannonAPM
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                                          • Apr 2006
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                                          #21
                                          Oh man thats funny!!! Kids say the darndest things!!!
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