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  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677
    #1

    I Was Looking For A New Girlfriend..

    I went out with some other webmaster buddy of mine yesterday and we were looking for a new girl for me. I didnt ask much, i just wanted a dutch girl with class, which smokes loads of pot and smokes while riding her bicycle.
    Too bad all girls we found to fit in the criteria were just ugly as fuck and had hair under their arms.
    Not a single fucking hot girl, smoking on her bike. Not even one stopping at the Coffeeshop´s to buy some pot. I´am so dissapointed from Amsterdam..
    Last edited by Jens Van Assterdam; 06-24-2008, 07:00 AM.
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    • Iron Fist
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      • Dec 2006
      • 23400
      #2
      So therefore we can safely assume that smoking pot is not an effective way of finding girlfriends - unless you like hairy armpits and are ugly as fuck.
      i like waffles

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        • Jens Van Assterdam
          The Dupre Pimp
          • Feb 2008
          • 6677
          #3
          Originally posted by sharphead
          So therefore we can safely assume that smoking pot is not an effective way of finding girlfriends - unless you like hairy armpits and are ugly as fuck.
          The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality. I take lots of drugs and i still get my shit managed. But to find a female part with the same attitudes is harder then it seems.
          I shoudnt have sent the girl from Croatia back home..
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            • tranza
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              • Jun 2003
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              #4
              I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time man.
              I'm just a newbie.

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                • Jens Van Assterdam
                  The Dupre Pimp
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 6677
                  #5
                  Originally posted by tranza
                  I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time man.
                  Yeah i need that.. it was the same day when that gay grandpa was yelling at me
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                    • Marie
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                      • May 2003
                      • 3024
                      #6
                      http://www.potpartner.com/
                      Good luck. I don't see a no-armpit-hair box on you can tick though!
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                        • Jens Van Assterdam
                          The Dupre Pimp
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 6677
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Marie
                          http://www.potpartner.com/
                          Good luck. I don't see a no-armpit-hair box on you can tick though!
                          ;)
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                            • CaptainHowdy
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94019
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                              and had hair under their arms.
                              I gotta move there...

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                                • Jens Van Assterdam
                                  The Dupre Pimp
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 6677
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  I gotta move there...
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                                    • Mister E
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                                      • May 2007
                                      • 958
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                      I went out with some other webmaster buddy of mine yesterday and we were looking for a new girl for me. I didnt ask much, i just wanted a dutch girl with class, which smokes loads of pot and smokes while riding her bicycle.
                                      Too bad all girls we found to fit in the criteria were just ugly as fuck and had hair under their arms.
                                      Not a single fucking hot girl, smoking on her bike. Not even one stopping at the Coffeeshop´s to buy some pot. I´am so dissapointed from Amsterdam..
                                      This is madness!
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                                        • payd2purv
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                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 2727
                                          #11
                                          You would date a dutch woman living in amsterdam?

                                          I wouldn't even date a tourist visiting amsterdam that place is nasty.

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                                            • LeRoy
                                              Porn Pusher
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 13362
                                              #12
                                              Wait a second .... hold up.... You mean to tell me , Your in Amsterdam and can't hook-up???

                                              WTF the fuck is going on here. Tube sites , content thieves . and now a porn friendly homie can't hookup in lala land.

                                              Cummon guy get back out there and make us proud

                                              Post some pics.
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                                                • sumphatpimp
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                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                  #13
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                                                    • Jens Van Assterdam
                                                      The Dupre Pimp
                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                      • 6677
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by D2222
                                                      Wait a second .... hold up.... You mean to tell me , Your in Amsterdam and can't hook-up???

                                                      WTF the fuck is going on here. Tube sites , content thieves . and now a porn friendly homie can't hookup in lala land.

                                                      Cummon guy get back out there and make us proud

                                                      Post some pics.
                                                      I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.
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                                                        • LeRoy
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                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 13362
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                          I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.
                                                          Ok I stand corrected

                                                          Thats a tall order though. I don't think those women are around anymore. I don't think you can find an Asian to do that for you these days.

                                                          That hunt might take more than an after noon.

                                                          Check this site out. Stoner chicks are cool http://www.potspace.com/

                                                          FYI Stoner chicks dont cook though
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                              I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.
                                                              Good luck, most women these days have that "I'm an individual not your bitch!" attitude, they all need a good hard smack to the face to set them back in their spot.

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                                                                • AtlantisCash
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                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                  • 3179
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                  I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

                                                                  Do You Europeans still care about people's handicapped, i was thinkin you past this ignorancy age
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                                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                                      • Mar 2005
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                      I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.
                                                                      I think you're looking for a helper or maid, not a gf?
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                                                                        • Klen
                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 32234
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                          The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality. I take lots of drugs and i still get my shit managed. But to find a female part with the same attitudes is harder then it seems.
                                                                          I shoudnt have sent the girl from Croatia back home..
                                                                          I can found you matching girl if you want.

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                                                                            • Adamh
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                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                              • 30
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I could get you a pic of a hot girl on a bike smoking pot :D
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                                                                                • Eva PSC
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                                                                                  • Feb 2008
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  God, guys are so mean. With such attitude, you will never meet anyone nice and worthwhile.

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                                                                                    • Marky333
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                                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                                      • 974
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      that hard is to find a girl in Amsterdam? .... damn!

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                                                                                        • Kudles
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                                                                                          • 5477
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          That sucks!!
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                                                                                            • Angel Martin
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                                                                                              • Apr 2008
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              good luck muck!


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                                                                                                • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                                                  I am a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality.
                                                                                                  humble too
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                                                                                                    • DomP_nl
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                                      • 631
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                                                                                      smokes while riding her bicycle.
                                                                                                      Just pray to god you never get involved in any accident smart ass.

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                                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          hair under the arms is sexy!!!!!!
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                                                                                                            • emac
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2008
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              man that's fucked up. look around hope you find your girl.
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                                                                                                                • stephane76
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

                                                                                                                  The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality.
                                                                                                                  Use that as your opening line, i am sure you'll find someone...

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