If you got them, post them.
Here's mine:
At the back of a movie theater, a girl and a guy are making out passionately. Finally, the boy has to take a moment to stop and come up for air. "Wow," he pants. "I really love kissing you, but
would you mind not passing me your chewing gum?"
"Oh, that's not chewing gum," replies the girl. "I have bronchitis."
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